Vinny The Autistic Goof Update

The DOI was just informed about a news story concerning America's most hated retard (Sorry to offend the retarded by comparing them to Vinny The Autistic Goof).

There is a small indy promotion in Puerto Rico, where the majority of the gringo talent flies themselves there for exposure and for experience. Most of the outside talent are based from Florida, since the flight from Florida to Puerto Rico isn't that bad financially.

While we are still getting details, apparently Vinny The Autistic Goof flew himself down so he can play wrestling manager. Vinny was telling other people in the group home that he is part of that he was being paid a lot money to manage at a major promotion in Puerto Rico. Obviously, as usual, Vinny was lying, as Vinny flew himself to manage in front of 200-300 people.

Once Vinny got to Puerto Rico, (some people say he got there Thursday 5/5, some say Friday 5/6, but that detail isn't important anyway) he started telling all of the wrestlers that he was a big time manager and talent agent. Vinny started name-dropping and said how he talks to The Rock regularly and how he advised The Rock to go back to the WWE. I couldn't make this up if I tried.

Vinny then went on to say how he turned down a WWE contract because "Vince McMahon is an asshole." Of course, the closest Vinny has ever gotten to Vince McMahon is when the WWE donates tickets to a local show at the group home.

Vinny went on and on about the people he's met. Of course, anyone he's ever dealt with he's paid for, as he used to pay, among others NYWC, VPW & FTW, for TV talent to manage. Vinny currently pays ECPW to play manager. Usually the deal is Vinny pays the cost for a TV name, like a Matt Morgan, Jim Neidhart, Tito Santana, etc, and Vinny either manages them or works against them.

Anyway, the wrestlers for this Puerto Rican promotion went out for dinner on Saturday night, which was paid for by a sponsor. Vinny went to the dinner, thinking his meal would be comped too. Once the checks came, there was a separate check for the wrestlers (which was covered) and a check for the little mental midget. Vinny went nuts at the table and threw a pitcher of water at the waiter. The waiter ducked, and before any retaliation could occur, Vinny was kicked out of the restaurant.

Once everyone got back to the hotel, the wrestlers were all heated at Vinny for disrespecting a dinner that a sponsor paid for, as the wrestlers didn't even want Vinny to hang out with them in the first place. The wrestlers (still getting everyone's names as of press time) decided to confront Vinny.

However, before the wrestlers could confront Vinny in his room, they noticed a blithering idiot screaming at the person working the front desk of the hotel. Of course, it was Vinny. Apparently, Vinny lost his hotel key and since he is fucking retarded, he was screaming at the person at the front desk for losing it.

The wrestlers had it with Vinny at this point. Wrestler Manny Morales grabbed Vinny by the back of his shirt and spun him forwards. Morales then blasted Vinny straight in the nose with a straight right punch. Vinny started bleeding and crying all over the place and said he was going to get the mafia to come down here and take care of Morales. Morales then backhanded (bitch-slapped) Vinny, knocking Vinny to the floor.

After leaving Vinny a bloody & teary mess, the wrestlers rushed Morales away from the scene, in case Vinny decided to call the cops. However, Vinny did the complete opposite and took a cab straight to the airport and flew back home right after the incident.

Everyone on the Puerto Rican scene has heard about this story and is spreading this story like wildfire. When a Puerto Rican contact I have asked if I knew Vinny The Guido, I couldn't wait to hear what he did down there. To help benefit the humor among the Puerto Rican wrestlers, I have forwarded that wrestler all the past Vinny The Autistic Goof stories, which apparently have been printed out and being passed around on this tour that Vinny left early.

Apparently, Vinny is home now and recovering from the physicality and embarrassment.

Sean "The MiC" McCaffrey
BULLSMC@aol.com

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