I knew it would happen sooner or later. This column is sort of controversial at times and can rub someone the wrong way. Last week I received a phone call from an unnamed source that I know and this person read me the riot act for one of my previous columns. It caught me totally off guard as I was never expecting this person to give me a tongue lashing. I was preparing for other people to be overly critical of my column and ream me out such as perhaps any of the females because I do a lot of sex stuff. This person who I hold in high regard just blasted me. The venom this person showed reminded me a friend who is no longer with us. I reviewed my column to see if I could understand what he was trying to tell me. The long and short of it was that this person was upset with me because I put my self over at the expense of others. I might of phrased things wrong and meant no ill will, but this column is politically incorrect and will stay that way. I spoke to this person later and resolved the issue at hand.

This weekend was a big NWS weekend as they were running 2 shows Friday and Saturday. Honkytonk Man was brought into town to headline both shows. I am a big fan of Honky. Like Chris Candido and some others he "GETS IT ". The business that is. Not to mention that I would never say anything bad about Honky as I dread making the " ASS WHIPPING LIST ". I rib Honky about that all the time.

Friday night NWS was in Totawa NJ. With a lot of distractions going on in the area, not to mention bad traffic and a carnival in town NWS put on a fairly decent show to an overly enthusiastic crowd. Luminaries in attendance was once again " Stiffshots " himself Robert Payes wearing those gay leather pants that he has become known for. He wore this beat up old shirt that said " Team Tuccus " on it. Upon further inspection by me, I noticed that it was a 3pw shirt. Rule # 1 of an NWS show never wear a 3pw shirt to it. I asked him about it. Jasmine is big with using that word. Just in case anyone doesn't understand " tuccus " ( I hope I am spelling that right as some people were very over critical of my grammar and punctuation in my last column. I am presently taking hooked on phonics and have professional people now reviewing my columns ) it's Jewish or Yiddish that means ass or your backside. I liked the concept of it. Hey Jas, can I get a t shirt as well and be apart of the team. Any way Honky and Kevin Knight headlined the NWS show. The fans went home happy after a shake, rattle and roll. I also took notice of one of Kevin Knights students. His name is Travis Blake I believe. This kid has come into his own and looks like a wrestler. He has put some size on naturally of course. Kudos to Kevin knight. Kevin has a very successful training center in North Jersey. He has turned out such indy greats as Rob Eckos, Josh Daniels, Damian Adams, Bone crusher Fred Sampson and Roman. Some have even appeared in one form or another on WWE TV. I told most people at NWS that I probably would not make the Sat show as it was my girlfriends weekend. In previous columns I mentioned how she wants me to give her a few weekends a month which I am trying to do. I always enjoy going to the NWS shows as they are good therapy for me. After some intense negotiations on Saturday with my girlfriend we headed over to the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island as she wanted to have a fun day with me. Both places were fun. Ellis Island is very educational and a must visit. There is a gimmick on Liberty Island where you have to get special passes to go into the Liberty monument. Somehow they don't tell you that you need those passes when your buying your tickets. They also do not tell you that they only allow 3000 people per day in the monument. After that I wanted to go to the NWS show just to visit for a few but my girlfriend was still holding strong to a no wrestling weekend. I had to do the unthinkable to soften her up. I took her shopping. Shopping to a guy is like kryptonite. I think that did the job. After we were done at the Jersey Gardens Mall we headed to the outdoor spectacular in Sayreville. Some were surprised to see me as I told them I wasn't going to be there. As I was making the rounds Mrs. NWS and you know who you are started to talk to my girlfriend a little not to mention one of the vendors who is a good friend of mine and all that came out of it was that my girlfriend said that revenge is going to be sweet. My girlfriend said the magical word that sent chills down my spine not to mention Sunny that's Tammy for anyone that doesn't know overhearing this and threatening to beat me up if I didn't do the right thing for my girlfriend. Somehow I had a smile on my face when she said she wanted to beat me up. I looked to girlfriend for help but you damm girls all stick together. By the way Tammy is available for ring announcing. She is quite good. Oh I almost forgot the word that just froze me in my tracks was TIFFANY'S. The Kahuna could see the tears coming from my eyes. I might as well just give my girl my credit card and hope for the best.

As far as the NWS show goes they held a tag team tournament, Honkytonk Man beat Sal Sincere and Chris Candido refereed some of the matches and looked good in doing that. They had a good crowd there. After a very quick hour of visiting we left to get some dinner. We ended up at Big Ed's BBQ. They have the best ribs I have ever eaten. They have a gimmick of all you can eat ribs. With that they serve you about 7 ribs to start which is a half a rack anywhere else. Once done they bring 4 more out to you. Usually that's enough to fill anyone. I had 3 rounds which in total totaled about 18 or so ribs. They charge you about $17.00. The all you can eat usually ends up with a full rack in total or a rack and half total. I want to bring some of the wrestlers there that have a hearty appetite and lets all have a feast. In any case this place is a homerun if you like ribs.

A special congratulations to Chris Ford AKA Devon Storm / Crowbar and his lovely bride Dina AKA Serena on taking the big plunge and getting married. Mazel tov ( good luck ) and L'chiam ( to life ) to the both of you.

Finally, in some previous columns I did F, Marry, Kill. Lets have some fun with that and alter that a little and put some fetishes in there. Lets do Spank, Tickle, Tie. I will list 3 ladies and you choose one for each category. Either you want to spank them, tickle them, or tie them up. I know there are a lot more fetishes and a lot more hardcore ones but I picked these three as I felt they were the safest and least threatening.

WWE Spank, Tickle, Tie
Raw
Trish Stratus
Stacy Keibler
Molly Holly

Smackdown Spank, Tickle, Tie
Torrie Wilson
Miss Jackie
Sable

what indy girls would you like to see in that column e mail me and let me know.

How about a bonus F, Marry, Kill indy style?
April Hunter
Sunny
Missy Hyatt

How about outfits
School Girl, French Maid, Dominatrix

Indy girls	RAW	Smackdown
April Hunter	Victoria	Dawn Marie
Traci Brooks	Nidia	Torrie Wilson
Lolipop ( TNA )	Lita	Miss Jackie

Eric Simms
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