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DOI Note: In an effort to bring more entertainment and more light hearted material to this site, we are proud to debut our latest feature "Piledrivin' Advice" by Jasmin St. Claire. Jasmin St. Claire will answer all questions, and will lend insight to anyone who wants it. This column is meant to be entertaining, and to give you something to laugh at while you're at work, school or home. This is the DOI's Maximish column, and we hope you enjoy it.
Hello, and I'm glad to be back with my DOI column here. Don't forget to send me all your questions at jasminstclaire@hellokitty.com
Let's get some specifications out of the way:
If you are a mature adult, seeking serious and heartfelt guidance in your quest to solve your emotional difficulties and you want immediate results to give yourself piece of mind and mature informed advice,
If you have serious emotional and/or physical problems and you are grasping for real and/or imaginative straws in a feeble attempt to resolve your dysfunctional & torturous love life,
If you are 18-60 years of age, and you function on the mentality of a 12 year old on your best day & you think life is a big joke & your love life consists of filling up condoms like water ballons & throwing them off a hi-rise in Manhattan,
I have decided to make this column more wrestling related as well. Send all your wrestling, sex and even heavy metal questions to me and I will answer them here.
Thank you for the feedback on my last column. Now I will answer a few questions I recieved this week!
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THEN............................THIS COULMN IS DEFINITELY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a 40-something photographer who shoots indy wrestling shows. My problem is the number of barely-legal female wrestlers and valets working the shows -- most of whom are wearing skimpy and/or *extremely* provocative outfits. I swear, sometimes the shows feel like LOLITA with high spots!
Every time I look through my camera viewfinder at one of these young ladies, I feel *really* dirty. I mean, I'm a perfect gentleman with all of them, but it's a constant struggle.
What should I do?
Sincerely,
Steve Schotz
NJ
Stevie,
Let me take a wild guess..you are a middle aged, fat, bald generally unattractive man who deep down believes that all these hotties you photograph are secretly madly in love with you. This might shock you ,but I believe you are right. Everyone of those underage "lolitas" as you call them has confided in me that they all have the hots for you.Take the bull by the horns and go up to all these girls and shower them and yourself with your worldly charm.
Call me when you make bail.
Hugs and kisses, Jasmin
Dear Jasmin,
I know that I wrote to you before about that chick that I totally fucked over by being on coke all weekend. What do you suggest I do to get a 2nd chance with her? I know that I am a fuck up, but I really think that I could have had something with this girl.
Thanks,
Justin Murphy
Ny, Ny
Justin,
Your correspondences with me have been incredibly deep, thought provoking and stimulating. You have a masterful way with words and I am hypnotized by the pearls of wisdom that drool out of your lips. Do yourself a favor, freebase face; and forget about the girl.
Second chances are for horse racers and day after birth control pills.So stop whining,eat shit and die.
Hugs and kisses
Jasmin
Thanks for reading this week and thank you for the questions. I will answer any questions in my column and continue to give out advice here on the DOI!
Don't forget to send me all your questions at jasminstclaire@hellokitty.com
Jasmin St. Claire
For past JSC Piledrivin' Advice columns go to Archived Columns
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