Derangeder

This short story was sent in by D.O.I. wack pack member DerangedER. Its a cool peice about how he got his name.

Many of you recognize that name if youve ever logged on the USA Pro Message Board. I have been asked to explain my name, as it actually does come with a story as oppose to "The Hunchback Freak" or some other names regarding wrestlers personalities.

When I went to my first USA Pro show, I knew Id be going to every one after that. One team I noticed there was "Natural Born Sinners". At this time, Homicide wasnt tagging with Boogalou, im not sure why. His replacement was Low Ryda, who was a 187 student at the time. These two worked well together, and I noticed Low Ryda had some nice spots.

By the second show I was dubbed a Low Ryda Mark. I liked his look and his style. I made a joke to my friend, who is a huge SAT fan, that I would train, as I already planned on doing, and when I made it to pro I would tag up with Low Ryda and we¡¯d beat SAT for the tag titles, which they were at the time. And wed be one of the youngest teams to do it, me being 18 and all.

By my third show, "Halloween Heat 2", out comes a competitor who was new to me¡­..you guessed it¡­.Deranged. I was blown away with this kid skills, I right away compared him to Red. In a matter of time he had a web site up and running and I did a background check on him, and what do I find out? Hes 18 (like me), born in July (like me), one of the youngest wrestlers to shine (like I wanted to be), and he won tag team titles with Low Ryda (like I wanted to)!

So I go on this tantrum where I say I aint sweatin' him, not only that, but ill surpase him, ill be even more Deranged! ILL BE FUCKIN DERANGEDER!

So there you go, thats the crap story behind the name that graces all those Message Boards. In reality I respect the hell out of Deranged, and hope to one day face or tag up with him, perhaps to find out who is more deranged. And I still havent forgotten about my plans with Low Ryda (I got my eye on you Guapo!).

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