Well, its my second column, and I've already created a huge controversy. I've only been in the business nearly 2 months, and what I've learned recently is, you gotta be around for years, and be important to bury someone alive in a column.

So everyone is entitled to their own opinions right? Of course, and this is the Declaration of Independents, so why not let it all out here? Freedom of speech is important, especially on the DOI, but I'll leave the freedom of speech gimmick to everyone else.

Now, I have LOTS of opinions on LOTS of people in this business. Who's cute, who's nice, who can be trusted, who's boobs are fake, who's a two face, who's fat, and who should mind their own business. Now speaking of minding their own business, I almost got kicked off one of my shows because some cunt had to open her big mouth. But I'll keep that opinion to myself.

I found out Jac Sabboth was caught fake posting about me. Now Jac, I don't know you, and I have nothing against you. What I wrote was just for shits and giggles. Now if you wanna fake post about me calling me a rat, go ahead. I would rather be called a rat, knowing its NOT true, then be called a stiffer, knowing it IS true.
OK Jac!

So back to this opinion stuff, look......Sean can do his McPinion's, Billy Reil can talk about puss and goo, but I guess I'm just too green to be calling out people like I did. So what can I say? Hopefully someday I'll be able to rip people apart without getting shit from people. But as of now, I've been a VERY, VERY bad girl! I think I need a spanking! Don't you?

Well, all I have left to say is this. To those who have threatened my career, or those who are intending to mess with my career, and/ or personal life, you will have to answer to Billy Reil. I would advise you to think this over, because knowing that Billy is a loose cannon, and is scared of no one, he will not hesitate to think once about breaking your neck. In Billy's exact words, "REGARDLESS who it is, I'll do what I gotta do to protect my little sister."
BILLYREILCUZ@AOL.COM

Quick shout outs:
Billy Reil (and baby's mama Maria)
Matt Da Angry Young Man
"The Bison" Bravado
Danny DeManto
Mikey Zevon (welcome back Caribbean King)
Buffy and Mace (Christopher Street Connection)
Penny Dreadful
Sean "The Mic"

e-mail me questions for my love advice column.
usapwdanadameson@aol.com
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