The newest Diva on the indy scene- Dana Dameson
Hey DOI Readers, this is Dana Dameson from USA Pro, ROH and SSCW and this is my first column for the DOI. From now on I will be doing a love advice column here on the DOI, so everyone email me at USAPWDanaDameson@aol.com with your love inquiries, and I will answer them in this column!!!
Since this is my debut column, and can't answer letters yet, here is my DOI Dana Diary!
I snuck out of my house one night like 2 weeks ago to spend some time with my boyfriend, and Daddy Dameson caught me! I was a bad girl so my big punishment was I got thrown outta the house for a week! I turned my big punishment into a vacation. I took off work for 3 days, and Tuesday i was off to South Philly to see Maria and Billy. I got there at like 6pm, had pizza for dinner, and while Billy and brother Head played Game Cube till 7am, Maria and I went to sleep like normal people. The Reil Deal comes in the room at 7am and wakes us up with the baby's stupid musical toy. Fuckin jabroni! I then went back to sleep on the couch so he could go to sleep with his woman.
Maria's son Ian loves me and told his friends at school I'm his "new sister." What a cutie.
Maria and Billy are both good friends of mine. Maria and I bonded.
Being pregnant sucks by the looks of her.
Day 2 of my lovely stay at the Reil Residence:
-Billy goes to a boxing press conference.
- Maria and I go shopping on South Street.
- Billy ran away from home.
-Went to Geno's Cheesesteaks!!!
I got home Friday. I never worked for ICW before, but somehow, in some way, this Jac Sabboth guy found a way to stiff me. Strange huh?
Saturday I went to Zevon's house to watch the Yankee game. Adler stole my $50. So now Penny Dreadful will do my website. Nothing is more heartbreaking then watching the Yankees lose the World Series in front of die hard Yankee fans. Adler, Zevon and I were crushed.
I cried! Then my boyfriend calls me to bother me about the Yankees losing. He doesn't know the first thing about sports. He doesn't even know who Mickey Mantle is! He made me cry even more.
I got a phone call from someone telling me someone in my town just got shot. Picture a small town, with Koreans everywhere, and the fact that I grew up in this town. I thought it might have been someone I know.
Jac Sabboth just called me and said he mailed me a check 5 days ago. Didn't get it!
I started going to training at BWO with my side kick/ adorable cousin Erin. This girl is so dedicated. She's gonna make it. She's a natural. First time she wrestled looked like she's been doing it for years.
Bravado and Azrieal went too.
Bravado finally taught me some Chinese!
My boyfriend made a surprise appearance in the crowd while i was ringside with Special K. My car over-heated on the way home. Thank God he came to the show! He was in front of me driving home and he stopped on the shoulder so he could fix my car. Or if worse came to worse and my car didn't make it, I could've went home with him. Lucky he showed up! What do girls know about cars? But if my boyfriend didn't show up,
Carmine Sabia is my new Daddy! We've bonded tremendously.
Sean "The Mic" is trying to get me to drink beer. How dare he! What a bad influence. He should know I do shots, not beer!
The Masked Maniac made it clear on the hotline that I'M his #1 groupie! Yay!! I wonder what's in store for me November 29th at End of an Era!
I'm going to Smackdown with Bravado and Azrieal. I'll be back with a review. Maybe Bravado will translate it in Chinese!
Make sure to email me your love questions, and I will give you advice in my next column!
Love Always,
Dana Dameson
xoxo
Email Dana Dameson at: USAPWDanaDameson@aol.com