I have titled it that because I am going to spend my time writing about
random thoughts and feelings and some of them aren't going to have sh*t to
do with wrestling. Why? Cause I feel like doing it to all the haters out
there who are pissing on Dana Dameson and Billy Reil. So here we go.
Well, I have finally done it. As of November 7, 2003, I officially rode on
the "Haters Hate On" tour bus sponsored by the Elm Street Kids and Lowlife
Louie Ramos. I must say it was everything I expected AND MORE!!!!!!!!!!
Psycho, Rayza and Louie made me feel right at home as a member as we
traveled to Cedar Grove New Jersey to Stars and Stripes Championship
Wrestling. The promoter Carmine Sabia was no where to be found and someone
mentioned to me that he never attends his shows. Don't know why and I find
that odd considering it is his show but hey, to each his own. Carmine in his
defense does have a solid crew working for him and as far as I saw,
everything went smoothly with the exception of the DJ who looked like he was
stressed as hell. Besides that, all was cool. Met some new people at SSCW
that I haven't met before like the Shaolin Wrecking Crew, Ken Scampi and a
few others. Cool people who make you feel at home. Ken Scampi is a f*cking
hilarious dude. Nice to see that there are still some good people in the
wrestling business.
End of an Era. November 29, 2003. Be there.
Why is it that Frank Goodman has about 200 people on his roster? Just
asking. Reason I am asking is cause I heard for the February show he has
added about 15 more "Big Names" to come work. Shane Douglas, Christopher
Daniels, Steve Corino. It is only a matter of time before the Maximo's are
back USA Pro for the 150 millionth time. Just my opinion.
Still waiting word on when I can work with the Masked Maniac. Goodman, if
you read this, ask Maniac if he wants to work a match with me.
Crash Holly dies at 32. When will it end people? What does it take for some
of the boys to wake up? Will it end at all? For Christ's sake, Steve Austin
says in his book that he almost had a heart attack before Mania last year
cause of all the ephedra he has in his system. Imagine if he would have had
one? Would that have woken everyone up?
Saw Matrix Revolutions. Majorly disappointed. Won't spoil it for anyone but
there is a scene that is supposed to be very dramatic towards the end and
everyone in my theater was laughing out loud and yelling at the characters.
I don't think that was the idea when it was written. That should say a lot.
Smackdown Shut Your Mouth is the best Smackdown game ever. Big ups to
Homicide for letting me steal his finisher in the game. Yes, I made myself
for the game cause I am a huge mark for me. I use the "Copkilla" as my
finisher in the game. Too bad it takes two of them to put someone away.
Finished season 1 in the game. Ended up as tag champs with Brock Lesnar.
Brock is a monster in the game. He is half of the Smackdown tag champs with
me and also US and World Champ. Jesus Christ.
Zevon, are you home yet? How long is your damn honeymoon? How much sex can
you possibly have on your honeymoon? You and the Mrs. having a good time.
Where the hell is Adler? Motivator, I have e-mailed and left messages. How
are you?
Poppalishus is planning a comeback. I spoke with him. I won't give away the
details, but he has something big in store.
For those who keep asking, I spoke with Psycho and Rayza and they are
officially crazy. THEY ARE GIVING AWAY MONEY AT END OF AN ERA. Read that
again. They are giving away money.
I don't care what anyone says, Dana Dameson and Billy Reil write
entertaining columns. If you don't like it, F*ck You.
Monsta Mack choked out a fan at ROH who was fighting with CM Punk. That was
funny. I didn't even see Mack get in there. I saw Punk lay the dude out with
a shot to the face. Hop the rail and begin pummeling the dude. Once security
got in there and broke it up, I see them pulling people up and I see Mack
with a choke hold on the dude. Big up to Mack. Sorry to hear about the Trek
Squad brother. It was a good plan. If you need a partner, holla. The Angry
Squad? The Young Men Squad? How bout the Mack Squad? I can change my gimmick
to a pimp and be a Mack in that sense of the word? Let me know. Or you can
team with Mike Tobin and be the Boogie Squad. Just some suggestions.
Why would a fan attack CM Punk? That's just stupid. Does CM Punk look like a
p*ssy? Hell no. The man has a tattoo of the Pepsi logo on one arm and the
Cobra (heels from GI Joe) on the other. Those aren't the types of tattoos
that a sane person gets. Especially since he is from the Windy City.
LeBron James is the truth. Bottom line.
If the Lakers don't win more than 70 games and an NBA title, this team will
have to go down as the biggest disappointment in NBA history.
Yanks in 9.
Does anyone else besides myself, iluvdamienadams and Viper watch 24? You
guys are missing the greatest show in the history of television. I will go
far enough to say that it is better than the Sopranos.
Also watch the Joe Schmo repeats. That show was damn funny.
Mike Tobin, I know you read my columns. How would you like to be a guest on
Matt TV. Send me an e-mail through my website so we can set something up if
you're down, if not, leave me your number or a way to contact you, I have
some questions. www.angryyoungman.cjb.net (you like that Whipper? That's how
you plug. Within the context of a subject. That is what I call a segway.)
Louie Ramos almost broke a rib. Not by wrestling but by laughing. That's
right folks, I made Louie laugh so hard on the "Haters Hate On" tour bus
that he almost broke a rib. If he would have been drinking milk, someone
would have been wet with the milk that would have flooded out of his nose.
I would have titled this The Angry Young Man Minute to bust the Masked
Maniac's balls but it is taking longer than a minute to read. Plus, I rather
f*ck with the assh*les who bash Billy Reil and Dana Dameson. Once again, go
F yourselves.
If you live in the Bronx, watch Matt TV every Tuesday at 11:30 PM on
Bronxnet Channel 68 (or 76 for those with hot boxes). The best show on TV
after 24 or course.
Master Goodman, how come I left you two messages on the hotline when your
son was born yet everyone got a thank you on the hotline but me? Stop hating
on me brother. While I am on the subject of hating, why is it that the press
release for End of an Era that was sent to 1 Pop-Up.com have Poppalishus'
name on it and not mine? I am smelling a conspiracy here. I demand to be in
the live Maniac Minute at End of an Era to debate this. Cause the fact is,
you're making me angry and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Big up's to Sean Hanson. He is easily the best ref in the business and a
cool dude.
Still waiting for either a royalty check or a thank you from Negro and
Blade. =o)
Happy belated Birthday to "XXX Eye Candy" Mace Mendoza. I feel old as I
found out that I am older than you dude. Wowsers.
Quick survey, who's funnier? Ben Stiller or Mike Meyers?
Mic, quick survey, Budweiser or Coors light?
Did anyone else se Bigelow's son? That kid has wrestler written all over
him. He has the look. As a matter of fact, he looks like Bam Bam but with
hair.
THE CAT IS BACK. THE CAT IS BACK. Now someone explain why he gets featured
on Smackdown yet Paul London and Spanky are still on Velocity. People always
ask why isn't Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles in the WWE. Look at London
and Spanky and what they are up to and ask that question again.
Who's next on the pro wrestlers death watch? Crash Holly. Ugh. Yet Jake
Roberts is healthy as a horse. Makes you wonder. How sad it is when rappers
have a less chance of dying than wrestlers?
Stagga Lee presents the M.V.P.'s It's in stores today. Cop it.
Paris Hilton in a sex tape to be released soon by an internet porn provider.
If you don't know who she is, you shouldn't be reading this column. For
those who do know, WOW. She is a hottie. In the video, she is 19 and banging
Shannon Doherty's ex-husband. (they weren't married at the time nor seeing
each other). But Paris Hilton. WOW.
Ok folks, that's all for now. I know some of you won't like my column and to
those who don't, I must say, "Haters Hate On".
For those who do, you can find more interesting stuff at
www.angryyoungman.cjb.net
PEACE,
Matt Dawgs a.k.a. Da Infamous Angry Young Man
HAHAHA. Why am I laughing you ask? I will tell you. I am laughing cause this
column is titled "TO SPITE YOU ALL"