The
11th Angry Column

Angry Young Man - Matt Dawg
Another day and more crap going on in the wrestling business. Shoot fight challenge after shoot fight challenge being issued by NON WRESTLERS and NON MIXED MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTERS!!! But that isn't what we are going to talk about today my loyal niggerspics out there. Oh no. Today we are going to switch gears here as I came up with a novel concept. Today we are going to talk about wrestling!!!! What a shocker.
With all the hob nob on message boards lately, unfortunately most fans who didn't go to shows lately, they have been missing out on fantastic talent, angles and work rate. Take a look at the matches that have taken place this week:
Danny Doring and Teddy Hart vs. Joel and Jose Maximo the SAT.
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat reffing a match
Fred Sampson vs. Damien Adams
The return to Kevin Matthews to SSCW
Rob Eckos vs. Damien Adams in a TLC match
Lowlife Louie vs. Bison Bravado in an unlucky 13 match
Mana vs. Mean Gene Snisky
Homicide and Lee Mandon vs. Teddy Hart and Deranged
Bandido Jr. vs. Reefer
Tara Charisma/Ariel DEFEATING the Elm Street Kids
Chris Candido vs. Balls Mahoney vs. Laithon the Tower of Torture vs. Kuvarto
Chris Candido then announces on the Masked Maniac hotline that his name was mentioned to WWE officials about a possible return and they didn't say NO.
It is revealed that NWA TNA does not want it's workers wrestling on Ring of Honor shows.
Both the full ECWA Super 8 as well as JCW J-Cup participants announced.
So instead of talking about all of this, we get to read about Frankie Starz doing an interview where he bashed Kevin Matthews. Then we hear Matthews respond. Then we hear Starz respond again. Then Eric Simms challenges Tommy Fierro to a fight. Not for nothing but I will give twenty bucks to anyone who doesn't know these guys personally but can point both of these guys in the street. I'll throw in a free hotdog and soda to anyone who will shell out money to see these guys fight. But instead, a New Jersey promoter offers to host this fight.
After that, the whole Honky Tonk Man fiasco happened. This is a f*cked up scenario and all but due to it happening, Ricky Ozato blames Carmine Sabia for it. Carmine then blames Ricky O. Ricky O OR some of his supporters bash Carmine on the message boards. Carmine or some of his supporters bash Ricky O on the message boards. Ricky O then challenges Carmine to a shoot fight and even states that he will go to his house and fight him for $5,000.00 towards the winners charity of choice. Then A DIFFERENT New Jersey promoter offers to host this fight.
To sum it up, this is all crap. We have an estimate of about 100+ good to great indy workers who wrestle in the New York/New Jersey/Connecticut/Pennsylvania area and instead of talking about them we are talking about promoters and merchandise sellers and guys who beat up 60 year old men. These "shoot fights" will not draw money. They will not put asses in seats. They will not sell out gyms, community centers, arenas or any place else.
Instead, here is a great idea. Let's book wrestling matches with wrestlers. Let's go on the message boards and talk about upcoming shows being held. Let's discuss angles and matches. Let's just stop with all the nonsense and get back to wrestling.
RANDOM THOUGHTS:
Isn't it amazing that Teddy Hart, who is a tremendous talent, can do what he did in ROH and manage to get more bookings because of it?
I heard Bugalou and Monsta Mac are teaming in WXW. Since I have not attended a WXW show nor seen one, does that mean that Los Lunatics are no longer together?
Someone needs to book Homicide vs. Low-ki and give them 20+ minutes to work.
DOI TV coming soon to a public access channel near you? Possibly. Will it be top notch? Definitely!!!
Matt TV featuring a Day in the Life of the Elm Street Kids which has aired for 3 weeks straight on Bronx Net has been the most watched Matt TV ever. I have received dozens of e-mails and messages about it. Expect future Matt TV's to feature other independent wrestlers as well as backstage shenanigans.
Matt Dawgs Da Infamous Angry Young Man makes his return to USA Pro Wrestling at the Club Amazura Concert Hall in Queens New York on May 14 and will be making his debut as a manager for none other than the biggest up and coming superstar in wrestling, "The Physical Phenomenon" Poppalishus. Plus, I have a big surprise in store for all of my niggerspics out there. You're gonna love to hate this one.
Tara Charisma, sorry you lost your belt in SSCW. My opinion, you lost on purpose so you wouldn't have to face me for the strap with the challenge I issued.
Seriously, someone needs to give EC Negro and KC Blade shots at tag titles. This is getting ridiculous.
Wasn't Konnan working for USA Pro? How come he is no longer advertised?
20 million hits on the DOI site. Amazing.
Congrats to Gabe Sapolsky on his marriage.
Also congrats to Mike Zevon and his wife on their pregnancy. Can't wait to meet the little one when he pops out. And yes I said he, remember who is predicting this first.
Penny Dreadful, please update my site soon. Please. Pretty Please. I put you on TV goddamn it!!!! E-mail me, I will tell you what I want.
M-Tizzle, need to speak to you soon so we can reshoot that interview. Came out crappy. All I need is about 30 minutes of your time either this weekend or next. Call me.
Anyway, thanks for reading and I'll be back soon with an update.
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