To: Any wrestling fan, any one who likes food, or anyone who likes beer, The Declaration of Independents would like to welcome you to our first ever BBQ.

Where: Flushing Meadows, Corona Park
11101 Corona Ave, Flushing, NY 11368-4000
Located at the cross over bridge on 64th Road and Grand Central Parkway Service Road in Forest Hills, Queens. DIRECTIONS BELOW!

When: Monday, May 26, 2003, Memorial Day.
Time: 1 PM- whenever
Cost: $10.00
Why the Cost: All profit from the BBQ goes to Magic, from The Shaolin Wrecking Crew, who’s wife has been diagnosed with cancer. Magic has no insurance, and every dollar will go to him and his family. We will also be raffling off wrestling memorabilia, which all monies will go to Magic as well.

There will be wrestlers and other wrestling personalities there too, as well, so if you want pictures or autographs, come on down too. Currently slated to be there are, The Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz, Low Life Louie Ramos, Johnny Bison Bravado, Low Ki, Homicide, Shaolin Wrecking Crew and so much more! For the complete list of wrestlers and personalities email the DOI at declaration_of_independents@hotmail.com

We will be bbqing all day, and drinking all day, so come on down and have some fun with the DOI and donate to a good cause! There will be many activities going on, so come on down and join in! We hope to see you there. Please RSVP if possible, by May 19th at our email. Thank you. -Declaration of Independents Indy Wrestling Newsletter
http://www.declarationofindependents.net
More names to attend: Becky Bayless, Josh Deely, JD Lishus, Suba, Magic, Tony Lazaro, Reefer, The Sure Thing John Shane and more! The BBQ is on rain or shine, I know the weather is supposed to McSuck but if you can show up, come on down and get drunk and fat with the DOI!

DIRECTIONS
Take the R, V or G train to 63rd Drive. That takes you to Queens Blvd. Then you can either walk straight down to GCP Service Road (which is a mission) OR take the Q38 Bus from the corner of 63rd and Queens Blvd to 110th Street and 63rd. THEN...you gotta walk about 2 blocks down to the GCP Service Road - and walk over to 64th Road where the Bridge is.

OR you can take the E train to 71st and Continental. Get out and take the Q23 from the corner of 71st and Queens Blvd down 108th Street to the 65th Road stop. Get out - walk to 64th Road make a right and go down about 3 blocks to the GCP Service Road where the bridge is. Or walk down 108th Street until you get to 64th Road and make a right. Walk a few blocks to the GCP Service Road and walk over the Bridge. If you need a contact number please send us an e-mail to declaration_of_independents@hotmail.com and we will give you a phone number to call if you have any problems getting there on Memorial Day.

With that said, to the McRoss Report.

Greetings from the man underneath the 5 gallon Heineken bottle.

Homicide is not also a great wrestler but a great drinker. The MiC was very impressed about the alcohol consumption by the 187. It was also his birthday yesterday.

Is the word “rat” offensive? Mike Zevon thinks so, and you should read his opinion piece. It’s one of his better writings.

Hardcore isn’t dead, in fact it’s coming back strong.

Just what does Billy Reil have in mind for May 31st?

Will a certain person who reeks of laziness, ever get any work done on a certain website, before it’s too late?

John Walters is a great talent, and I hope to see him on every show I go to. Same goes for Dan Barry, Livewyre, John Shane, Solution, AMIL, and Tim Arson, among many others, but I don’t have all day to list. I think these guys are just the most underrated.

I am not a fan of stupid message board postings!

The DOI message board, in this McOkies opinion is the best message board right now in wrestling.

The DOI Wack Pack certainly live up to their name, including the Fat Bastard.

Speaking of Fat Bastard, will he ever learn to spell? I’d love to see him write a book the size of his waistline! The spell checker would break. But in all good fun, Fat Bastard is one hell of a guy and has been very instrumental in helping the DOI.

The DOI shirts are coming soon, hopefully they will be ready by the May 31st USA PRO show.

Speaking of USA Pro, the Masked Maniac, my McRoss report nemesis, is promising a live Masked Maniac minute with Josh Deely and Ms. Sinful. This could be the best or worst part of the show from people’s perspectives. I’m very interested in seeing what the Masked one has to say, as long as he doesn’t wrestle.

The Wizard of Brain still loves his fish and is a maniac about it. Who is the worst wrestler on the indies? That’s a question I get a lot. In my opinion, I think he comes from Deep Space 9.

I know a lot of people say the DOI puts the DRS over and to anyone who says that, hell ya the DOI put them over. They are the best heel team on the indies today, bar none.

Will Tim Arson ever work ICW again? This McAlcoholic hopes so, as Tim Arson is always honest and a good wrestler.

Will Danny Demanto die on June 27th? Low Life Louie might make this happen, if he can come out alive with his brutal match with The Bison on May 31st.

Where the fuck are the NJ fans? JCW is running great shows left and right. I urge anyone from NY/NJ/PA to come see JCW. The storylines are great, the wrestlers are great, and the shows are always under 3 ½ hours long. June 8th is their next show, and find out the matches at jcwwrestling.com

Speaking of great NJ feds, JAPW is doing wonders. JAPW runs 3 shows in June. Check out the info at japw.net. JAPW is my favorite fed for a reason, and there is a reason why they are drawing 500 fans at a Woodbridge show.

The CSWF July 12th show is looking better and better. An inside McSource has confirmed a few names and matches scheduled to appear, and boy these are the top guys in the indies today. Once the card is official it will be posted by the McOkie.

Will the WWE or NWA ever wake up and sign Simon Diamond and Homicide? These are the top 2 indy wrestlers bar-none. Simon has trained many guys who have wrestled for the WWE, and it was even confirmed in a recent Raw magazine. Simon is one of those guys who can make a broom stick or even Bastion Booger look good. Homicide, I think gets a lot of flak for having a New Jack look, but if these dickwads who have pull would look past the look, and look at the skill in the ring, they would realize they could make major money with Homicide.

Mafia is going places. He has been having great matches all over the east coast from Ace Darling to Slyk Wagner Brown.

Monsta Mack is also going places. The Van Mackinator is a move that must be seen.

I stand by what I said last week, April Hunter vs. Alexis Laree would be one of the best women’s match ever.

Is “The Motivator” an oxymoron?

There are certain people who will be negative for no reason what so ever.

I’d really like to see The Untouchable Kliq get more work around NJ/NY. They have a great look and Dirty Money can go with anyone.

Would people pay $6.00 for a DOI Indy 200? Send me an email at BULLSMC@aol.com my new email address.

Jasmin St. Claire has been very helpful to the DOI, and I look forward to the upcoming 3PW show, on June 21st, which features a 3way dance for the 3PW title between Sabu, Terry Funk and Gary Pitbull Wolfe. Should be a great show, check them out at www.3pwrestling.com

Speaking of June 21st, SSCW has booked a major card. Also just who is the Canadian Idol? For card info go to sscwwrestling.com

I love cheap plugs, but a certain JAP poster doesn’t! It’s ok, that poster knows his JAP shit, and that’s fine by me.

McHELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! HE’S AS CRAZY AS A PET COON! SLOBBERKNOCKER! DAMN THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS STRAIGHT TO HELL! BY GAWD THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE!

Sorry had to get that out of my system, this is the McRoss Report after all. Blackhearts hotline has been getting better and better. Call these guys up dammit at 1 718 707 1122! Buy the shirt too!

Major interviews are coming to the DOI. In issue 7 look for a piece with none other than Livewyre and more. Coming to the website, Johnny Ova, Homicide, Blue Meanie and many more. The DOI site is getting better every day!

Bloomberg is still a fucking faggot bitch.

Update. Tony Lazaro has told The MiC that a certain promoter in NY/NJ enjoys anal sex. I can’t drop names, but I promised Lazaro I’d namedrop him.

In all seriousness, good luck to Lazaro in school. He’s gonna need it!

Magic is a funny guy. His comment of “He looks like he’s gonna commit suicide” was more funnier than it seems! Come to the BBQ and help Magic’s wife, who has cancer, by making a donation. I honestly have no problem donating the little money I have to a great guy and great cause.

John Shane is still the best indy manager. How come the male indy manager is not popular as it once was? A male indy manager is a valuable tool and is great for crowd interaction. I think Devin Sturgis, Dylan Dean, and Ryan Maher are also great managers.

Update. More wrestlers enjoy candy canes. What’s a candy cane? Well it’s not the red/white thing that Santa gives you!

Speaking of candy canes, Noel will be at the packed IHPW show on May 30th. Check her, Justin Credible, Shawn Sheridan and many others in Lyndhurst NJ. For more info go to ihpw.com

NYWC is one of my favorite promotions. The talent there is unbelievable and it’s a “training school” fed. Solution, Wayne, Ova, Livewyre, Barry among countless others make those shows very enjoyable and there is always something you’ll never forget at a show. Check out all the info about their show at NYWCWrestling.com

ICW has 2 solid matches booked for it's July 18th show. Check out the updates at icwzone.com So far Reefer/Hamrick and DRS/Solution is booked.

Attention. The DOI is seeking advertisers for printing costs. If you know anyone interested in advertising with the DOI, with our cheapass rates, shoot me an email.

Alright that’s it for this time, and I will see you at the BBQ.

McBOOMER McSOONER
The MiC
bullsmc@aol.com