McRoss Report

What up all my fellow Doialholics? I got a lot of positive response from the McRoss Report last week, so I’m going to roll with it, and have some fun with it. Send any feedback to themic@sscwwrestling.com So with that said, here it is:

Greetings from the man under the 5 gallon Heineken bottle.

The big DOI interview on the website, as of late, was Josh Deely’s interview. The interview got a mix reaction as some people hated it, and some people liked it. I have said in my other work, that I don’t think Josh is the next Benoit, but I do think he could be a big heel, if he’s with the right people.

Could there be another controversial person doing an interview with the DOI? All sources point to yes.

Look for the new DOI featuring interviews with Jonah, Jasmin St Claire, Solution, Billy Reil, Low Life Louie Ramos and the infamous McRankings! The new DOI comes out this Saturday and will be on sale at the following shows!
May 16th ICW
May 31st USA PRO
If you want to order them online, send an email to DOI Email

Will Marc Adler ever write anything? My sources say hell no!

Aol IM can be very dangerous and annoying.

Who do you want to see in the DOI? Send an email to myself or any of the other DOI staff members.

Who is the worst wrestler on the indy scene? Let’s just say Bastion Booger has a better work rate!

Paul London is god.

Speaking of London, he is supposed to be doing USA PRO at their June show, check out USAprowrestling.com for more info.

Can you imagine a world without adobe photoshop? Some message board posters can’t.

Who is 1emptychair? My sources say he lives in New Jersey.

How many different names can someone have on a message board? According to a few McSources, a certain wrestler has 23 names!

What exactly is a smart mark?

Congratulations to Homicide, for being booked in Orlando, for MLW. The DOI is rooting for you.

Big Show is in the main event of Smackdown. Thank god for the indies!

Triple H/Nash is supposed to sell a PPV? Thank god for the indies!

http://www.getinthering.tv has one of the best wrestling radio shows today.

Big Time has really stepped up to the plate.

An Iraqi wrestler in New Jersey? Well you get Jerry Lawler vs Simon Diamond too, so it might be worth checking out. Look for it at http://www.nwswrestling.com

Why do people hate so much? And why do some people have to be condescending?

Funaki needs a major push.

Time for a serious note. The DOI is having a bbq, sorry no McBBQ sauce yet, but there will be a fun time for all. It’s a 10 dollar cover charge, for all you can eat and drink, and all the money goes to Magic from the SWC, who’s wife has cancer. Come on down and have fun, while helping out a good cause. Check out all the information on the DOI main page.

John Shane is the best manager on the indy scene today. Can you imagine if he managed one of his tag teams now, in all the promotions they wrestle in? They would be unstoppable.

Will The Urinator ever meet Becky Bayless? Unfortunately, Frankie Starz doesn’t go to shows any more, so it looks like a no.

Speaking of Becky Bayless, what exactly is her relationship with Knightlife? Expect a major revelation at the next USA show.

Who will be the next indy star to go to the WWE? From where I drink, Livewyre and Mike Kruel look to have all the tools.

Why is Mr. America ripping off The Masked Maniac? Could we see age in the cage?

Will Trekkie retire? We can only hope so.

Speaking of Trekkie, his tag team partner Wayne, is turning heads in recent single matches. Hopefully we’ll see Wayone in more singles action.

Who can drink more? The MiC, Louie, Fat Bastard or Jason X? We’ll find out at the BBQ!

A lot of people have been asking me about SSCW, and the latest problem- the cancelled show on May 9th. The truth is the building was doublebooked and as usual, wrestling got the short end of the stick. Look for an announcement by Carmine Sabia, on http://www.sscwwrestling.com, sometime during the week.

Where does Brian Myers get his money from? Michael Jackson might want his job.

There is no one better to go to a show with then Joel Grayson.

Smackdown has so much talking, that I’m able to do a McRoss Report this week!

People need to leave Ms. Sinful alone.

Drugs and wrestling do not mix. Ask Lex Luger.

LOD are rumored to leave the indies and come back to WWE. With all the other old guys they brought back, I’d love to see the LOD return, as I was a major McLod mark back in the day.

Trish Stratus not going in playboy is one of the saddest days in my life.

Striker is one of the more funnier guys in the indies today.

Look for an interview with Los Problema’s soon. Could we see a Los Problema’s vs Solution match?
Anyone remember the Conquistadors?

Carmine got a dell.

Watch John Walters, he has talent.

Dan Barry needs to be booked at every show I go at. He’s on a major roll.

Will someone kill Bobby Trendy?

Who’s older Sable or Metal Maniac?

Will Frankie Hawke ever wrestle a second match?

I’m looking forward to the end of May, for USA Pro, for the Deranged vs Reefer match. This is a potential 5 star match.

Thanks for reading this week, and keep it on the DOI daily, as there are always updates!