I got you stuck off the realness, we be the infamous
you heard of us
official Indy website murderers
the DOI comes equipped with warfare, beware
of my crime family who got nuff shots to share
for all of those who wanna profile and pose
rock you in your face, stab your brain wit' your nosebone
you all alone in these streets, cousin
every man for theirself in this land we be gunnin'
and keep them shook crews runnin'
like they supposed to
they come around but they never come close to
I can see it inside your face
you're in the wrong place
cowards like you just get they're whole body laced up
with bullet holes and such
speak the wrong words man and you will get touched
you can put your whole army against my team and
I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathin'
your simple words just don't move me
you're minor, we're major
you all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player
don't make me have to call your name out
your crew is featherweight
my gunshots'll make you levitate
I'm only nineteen but my mind is old
and when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold
another nigga deceased, another story gets told
it ain't nothin' really
hey, yo dun spark the Phillie
so I can get my mind off these yellowbacked niggas
why they still alive I don't know, go figure
meanwhile back in Queens the realness is foundation
if I die I couldn't choose a better location
when the slugs penetrate you feel a burning sensation
getting closer to God in a tight situation
now, take these words home and think it through
or the next rhyme I write might be about you
Son, they shook
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
scared to death, scared to look
they shook
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
scared to death, scared to look


Mobb Deep “Shooked Ones”

Thanks for the lyrics from the biggest McRoss Report supporter, The DOI Ceo, the cold trigger wigga, The 5 foota, the 6 time pocket pool champion, and most importantly, a bachelor for 3 more weeks – Mikey Zevon.

Well well well. It seems that I haven’t updated the McRoss Report in almost a month, so it seems we’re overdue for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ass edition. We’ll talk about beer, promotional wars, beer, Jac Sabboth, drinking beer if you have cross eyes, SSCW, beer, wrestling, USA Pro, beer, JAP, Smoked Out, f-bombs, message boards and all the fun stuff you can imagine. This is going to be a no-holds-barred edition, which means there will be no bullshit just straight up talk in this. We’ll have special interruptions, we’ll have drunken stupidity and most of all, you’ll get a laugh reading this nonsense. With that said, away we go to McRoss Report land…

First things first. 3PW cancelled their show today, for Oct 3. 3PW said that the town shut it down. (Cherry Hill) Check out the DOI main page for all the facts. This comes after the slanderous rumors of 3PW trying to get an ROH show shut down. Basically, I think this is all petty fucking bullshit. While I know that ROH and 3PW don’t see eye to eye on things, and let’s be honest, RF Video isn’t making any money off of 3PW shows, I hope this shit stops. As a fan (more on the fan word later), no one wants to see these two big powerhouses try to take each other down. I don’t believe that 3PW had anything to do with the ROH fiasco, and vice versa, I don’t think ROH had anything to do with the 3PW fiasco. I think it’s someone’s idea of a sick joke, and to start something out nothing. Here’s to 3PW, and hoping they rebound after this stupid crap that they don’t fucking deserve. Help support 3PW, as they are getting a lot of shit for no reason at all. Buy the DVD’s they really are great DVD’s. Likewise, support ROH. ROH has singlehandedly revolutionized indy wrestling. Philly Wars part II does not have to happen, as much as I think someone is trying to start it, by making crap up about both sides.

Next topic is none other than www.icwzone.com own Jac Sabboth. For anyone who doesn’t follow the message boards, this will be worthless to you, so you might want to scroll down a bit. Then again, you might not. Basically, this poster known as “The Chosen One,” has posted bad shit about myself, the DOI, Frank Goodman, Dexter, Triple A, Blade and others. The Chosen One has posted on the DOI and USA Pro boards. The guy is pro-Jac Sabboth and posts about ICW non stop. So guess what? (You say what now) The ips get traced from the USA Pro Board administrators, and by me on the DOI board. All these posts come from that famous store on the Horace Harding Expressway aka Jac’s store. Now I talk to Jac and he denies everything. He said he has no beef. Then why do I see at least 200 posts from this Chosen One, all coming from Jac’s store? Is Fecal Threats not only shitting in your store, but posting from your computer? Jac I got no problem with you. I know you might be mad at me because of the last ICW show.

Quick refresher: At the last ICW show I was having a great time chilling with Mr. Mike Zevon and the mullet man Frank Goodman. (214-8333) So we’re all drinking, and by we, I mean me, and we’re watching the show. The show was pretty good. All of a sudden, Jac Sabboth comes out for an interview. Now, if you’ve ever been in the Elks Lodge, you know that the sound system sucks. It might be because the DJ doesn’t know what he’s doing, or it could be that the building is horrible. It’s probably a mixture of both. So here I am, after about 20 beers, no lie, just ask Frank about the mess I left lol, and I’m watching Jac Sabboth cut the most inaudible promo you never heard. So while Jac is droning on and on, on the microphone, I took it upon myself to show my disapproval of the segment. I stand up, and scream, and deafen Zevon, and say “PAY YOUR BILLS JAC SABBOTH! PAY YOUR FUCKING BILLS JAC THE STIFFER! I READ THE USA PRO MESSAGE BOARD! PAY YOUR BILLS JAC!” While I thought this was extremely funny, and others did too, I can see why Jac might not find it as humorous. But let’s be honest, this was a fucking joke. If you go to the “no integrity” USA Pro Message board, you’ll see posts full of funny and sometimes harmful posts. You’ll read about what creatures are crawling out of Miss Sinful, what mall Bravado is working at and Jac not paying his bills. None of this shit is true of course, it’s just people being funny. I’ll tell you right now, I don’t post any of that shit. I will admit to posting bad things about “The self proclaimed Hardcore Legend” The Motivator, but that’s because he deserves it lol. So I’m screaming these things as a parody of the USA Pro Message board, and to get a laugh out of my friends, and boy did we laugh.

Alright so back to this Jac nonsense, this happened fucking 4 months ago, and all of a sudden I see this stuff. I don’t know why these things are coming from Jac’s store and honestly I don’t really care, but at least try to be original with them. I do gotta laugh at the fact that I have NO job/financial interest/role in USA Pro, but I’m at the top of their message boards, because of this “Chosen One.” Do I care that USA pro does well? Of course. Even though we might disagree on things and argue about wrestling topics, I do like Frank and I like the people who work for him. I also am a fan of NY wrestling and want to see all NY promotions succeed. I am a fan of USA Pro wrestling, and will continue to attend their shows and scream nasty things at the Motivator. Bottom line is this- Jac I got no problem with you. I think you’re a cool dude, and I thought ICW was a really good product, and have gone on record as saying just that. I respect you and the contributions that ICW made in NY wrestling. If I hurt your feelings while screaming at you when you were cutting a bad promo, I’m sorry, I thought you could take a joke and see that it was one. You tell me you’re not The Chosen One, I’ll take your word for it, but just please try to explain to me why all the Chosen One posts are getting linked back to your store. I’ll see you November 29th at the Elks, if not sooner. And I know that you’re not going to get your ass kicked for the 874th time in the row, like how I see it posted, and I know “The Chosen One”, won’t do anything either.

What a great fucking weekend for wrestling. I saw 3 good shows and a decent show. I love indy wrestling.

Interruption:
Hello this is Mikey Z from inside his 10 Gallon DRS Pajamas with a quick message for all those who read the Infamous and controversial McRoss Report. I just wanted to let everyone know something about the self proclaimed Hardcore Legend, The Motivator - Version 1.
Fun Fact - The Motivator is an Inactive Marine...why is he inactive? Dont ask and I wont tell!
Want another fun fact?
No???? Well I’ll give it to you anyway!
The Motivator gave a bunch a people PINK EYE at the Doghouse!

This has been the special Mike Zevon McRoss Report interruption. Take it away MiC you con artist!

Fucking Zevon. And his frauds. And his bustrips. And his weed lol.

Ok, now here’s a topic I know people want to read, because I have gotten a lot of questions about it.
Smoked Out and SSCW.
I have literally received 40 ims, phone calls and emails about this. I’ll give you my side of the story, and Smoked Out is welcome to give his own, but what I’m telling you is 100% truth and many people can attest to it.

As many of you know, I’m the new booker for SSCW. I am proud to say that I’ve ran two successful shows for SSCW, and having a great time learning and doing it. Am I the most qualified person to take the job? Fuck no, I’m probably the least. I know that, the workers know that, and Carmine knows that. I am trying my best and giving everyone the respect they deserve. Have I handled the job well, I think I can honestly say yes, as I have increased attendance, gotten people into SSCW a bit and had no problems until this Smoked Out incident.

Ok so this is how it goes. SSCW started at 8 Pm on 9/26. At 7:45 Pm, Smoked Out shows up with his girlfriend in the lockerroom. In hindsight, I should’ve kicked her out of the lockerroom, because she’s not a worker and has NO business in any wrestling locker room. Now many of you might not know this, but lots of feds have more than one person running and working the locker room and the show. In SSCW, it’s just me, as Carmine is not there. To be honest, I prefer it this way, and it’s worked this way, so this system will still stay in tact, regardless of this. So since it’s just me, I really didn’t want to make a stink about it, as I had 454 other things going at once. Smoked Out and his girlfriend come up to me telling me they are on the show. Ok, so now you’re telling the booker you’re on the show? Are you serious? They show me these GUEST PASSES that Carmine gave them through email. Um… GUEST PASSES. No other worker had guest passes, just you two. The Guest Passes were to watch the show for free, out of respect from Carmine. I got these two telling me they are booked and to call Carmine. So they demand me to call Carmine, and to get these two out of my face, I did. Carmine says they aren’t booked. I say ok. I see Magic from SWC. Magic is a great guy and I have all the respect in the world for him. Magic asks if it’s possible if I can find a spot for him. I honestly told him I’d try. Carmine calls me. Carmine says that Smoked Out’s GIRLFRIEND, not Smoked out, is calling him asking to be booked. Carmine says if I can find a spot, please do it. I look up and down the card. We have a 6 man tag, as Team Demanto went against Team Matthews. I have this kid named Rush there, who politely told me that he was there to watch the show, and he had his bag if someone didn’t show up. He said thanks for having me here. That was it. So I got this cool kid Rush, who was respectful and Smoked Out. I put Smoked Out and Rush in the 6 man, turning it into an 8 man tag, therefore taking time out of Demantos/Matthews ring time. I gotta say these two, as well as their partners, (see the sscw report) were mad respectful, understanding and realized that they could solve this problem. To that, I thank Matthews/Demanto, as they were the veterans in that match. The show went on. Soon it was time for their match. I’m strict about show times, and didn’t want a USA Pro length show. Luckily the show was only 3 hours long, what I personally think is 15 minutes too much. So when their match came up, I told them to adhere to the time. Everyone understood, except apparently for Smoked Out. Smoked Out in the match was told to take it home at least 4 times, three of them from the ref and one from Demanto. This guy doesn’t listen. I told Ref Garry to make sure the match was over in the time. Ref Garry did what he was told, and “Hebnered” Smoked Out with a fast count. So what does Smoked out do, beside not going home when told? He throws a fit in the ring, screaming at Ref Garry and totally making SSCW look bad. He then goes in the back and has a fit. I then see his girlfriend again in the lockerroom and she’s complaining. Who are these people? This guy wasn’t even booked, I did him a favor 15 min before show time, and I have to listen to these two fucking whine? I don’t fucking think so. Smoked out then is telling everyone that Ref Garry is green? Are you fucking drinking something better then me? Ref Garry is one of the top referees today, and is in that upper echelon of refs with Mr. Hanson and Mr. Turner. Don’t fucking tell me he’s green. So that’s what happened.

Now fast forward a few days. I wrote something in the SSCW report about this incident. All of a sudden, all these anti-Smoked Out posts come out. Smoked Out’s girlfriend calls Frank Goodman, as some came from the USA board, and blamed me for 90% of them. Are you on crack? How could I post any of that shit when I was at NYWC one day and JCW the next, when all these posts were going up? Apparently, I’m not the only person not high on Smoked Out’s professionalism, as many posts came up. I deleted a few of them from the DOI board, because I just wanted to kill this issue. So Smoked Out’s girlfriend, not Smoked Out again, calls Carmine and complains. Listen- Smoked Out will NEVER ever be in SSCW again, because of this headache, and the fact that I wasted 3 pages writing about this. SSCW will only employ people respectful to wrestling and don’t have their girlfriends in the locker room causing chaos. That’s the whole story right there. Maybe I came off to harsh on this, but I’m hearing all this crap that Smoked Out and his girlfriend are saying, and I wanted to give the truth and let everyone know what happened.

Wow that was fucking long lol

Want to borrow money? Don’t ask Jay for money, unless you want it Million Dollar Man Style!

Sapporro Beer is so fuckin good, and I’ll go to an indy show in Japan just for the beer.

Ok next topic. A lot of people have been asking me about that cross eyed fool from the Wrestling Clothesline. Yes I do know all he does is take shots on me. Yes I know he only wants to go to shows I’m not at. Yes I know he bitches about everything. Yes I know he calls me a kiss ass. Yes I know he says that I know the results to every show I go to before hand. Yes I only know SSCW results before hand. Yes I know he told promoters not to let me go to their shows. Yes I know he tells wrestlers not to do interviews with the DOI. Yes I know he calls me a male ring rat, and trust me the sex is great, you fucking baboon. Yes I know he won’t go to JCW. Yes I know he lies about Mike Zevon. Yes I know he lies about the DOI. Yes I know the Motivator could kick his cross eyed ass. Yes I know that he keeps adding fuel to this silly war. Yes I know he says wrestlers use me. Yes I know Brett could care less. Yes I know Jim will have a 867867868768768976 page response to this. Yes I know that Crusher Doogan doesn’t sell tickets. Yes I know Jim is just a fan. Yes I know he says he's a fan at least 49595 times a day. Yes I am a fan too, but do accept responsibility for what I write. Yes I know how retarded it was for someone to defend that point. Yes I know his message board faders are about me. Yes I know he’s a tool. Yes I know that people talk bad about him to me because they know I think he’s scum. Yes he does have a lazy eye. Yes I know he will make me look like Satan for writing this. Yes Jim told Mike Zevon that he wanted to gang up on Eric Walker. Yes I know how gay that made Jim sound. Yes Jim has an ego problem. Yes I could care less about him but I’m putting this in the report, because in the last 2 weeks all I hear is all these things that Jim Brambilla is saying about me. Yes I’m filling up space with this. Yes I know people fake post about him. No it’s not me, I talk about him in the McRoss Report. No I won’t fight him, because he will sue and saves any conversations I have with him and told me just that. Pretty much Jim, if you can look me eye to eye, which might be hard for you, with your eye being so lazy and all, say all this shit to my face instead of going behind my back. I thought you wanted to dead this shit, but all I hear is how Jim is talking crap about me, and I believe it. So screw you pal. Yes I know you will email Carmine and say you wont go to another SSCW show again because of this, but you weren’t going to go anyway and this is a DOI thing not a SSCW show. Yes Carmine I apologize for putting this in, but I am so fed up with is moron and hope you can understand my venting on this reject.

Feel free to post on the DOI board about this lol.

Wow this McRoss Report is getting rough!

I'm freeing up more time to watch tapes. Expect some more McTape Reviews to go up shortly. If anyone has anything they want to see me review, drop me a line, ya' heard?

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY McLUNATIC!
Senor Eddie Guapo is the proud father to a new baby boy, Jacob. Congrats my man. Funny thing is, little Guapo is only 1 month old, and taller than Mike Zevon!

Alere Little Feather is my favorite Native American and can pound firewater with The MiC anyday!

Jasmin needs to get rid of people who lose her jeans!

The DOI year end awards issue is rapidly approaching. While I don’t want to give away who I thought deserved each award until the issue is printed, I have to say that maybe the guy we’re underlooking the most is John Walters. This guy is having PAW match after PAW match and just wowing the shit out of me. Hence his involvement in the next SSCW show!

Sorry for harping on SSCW so much, but I’m telling you, we’re just going to have good shows, and I encourage people to attend our next one, on Nov 7 .The day of canceling shows are over!

I just saw the Motivator vs Louie match from Usa Pro. Holy fucking shit what a match. Def the best in the Motivators career. Amanda Violet did a hell of a job too.

I just also saw the DRS vs Slyk/April JAP Tag title match. Let me tell you something, this was the best April Hunter and DRS match in a long ass time. What afucking match, I can’t wait to buy this match on tape, and review it, courtesy of Modtrom video. Check them out at www.japw.net

JCW has been having stellar shows, and I’m glad to see their attendance rising. Ricky and Bob are cool dudes, and I hope their hard work gets noticed by more people.

WXW has a few shows lined up in October for the 11th, 18th and 19th. Check them out at wxwwrestling.com

DONT FORGET TRASH TALKING RADIO! Hosted by Mike Trash, Luscious Lily and the DOI's Doc Daniels, this show is a great listen. Check out their posts on the DOI Message board for all the info. They run on Tuesday nights at 7 PM. Just a great show.

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
Because the hotdogs taste like shit!

Expect a few more interviews to go up shortly.

The next printed DOI will most likely be out 11/29. The printer really fucked up and we're looking for a new one. Hopefully we'll have two issues ready for all the DOI maniacs.

I am dying for that new macho man cd.

If anyone knows what a Candy Cane is, and has a candy cane on tape, I'd be very interested in purchasing that footage.

Marilyn Manson October 22nd! If anyone got an extra ticket, let me know.

Wrestlemania went on sale, and sold out quick. The cheapest tickets are 75 bucks. I'd rather go to 5 indy shows.

Time to go the bar!

Well this has been a fucking doozy. It takes 2 hours to write these fucking things. I’ll try to keep updating these more frequently.

Until next time…
Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey
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