REIL WORLD 5

Fly Eagles Fly on the road to victory...

It's January, and unlike the local New York football teams, The Eagles are flying higher than Scott Hall on an 2000 Thunder Taping. I don't feel the least sympathetic for The Giants or Ryan Wing's Jets. They're both jobber teams with Jobber players who just can't get the job done. Herm is a good coach who has a great promo, but jeeze make the friggin playoffs at least. Inferno's favorite team The Buffalo Bills are bigger jobbers than he is another joke team who lost four consecutive Super Bowl appearences. One word " Scott Norwood"

Now the Eagles are another story, three years in a row they have made it to the championship game, and for this team the third time is the charm. Donovan McNabb's 4th and 26 completion to " First Down" Freddie Mitchell was a play that will go down with The Immaculate Reception, as one of the greatest plays of all time. They wind up besting the Green Bay Packers in Overtime in one of the best playoff games I've ever seen. So much for the ghost of Irving Favre. This upcoming weekend The Eagles play Host to the Carolina Panthers, and in Pete Rose's sacred name I'll put my house on the Eagles minus 4 1/2 points.

In the AFC game, The Patriots host the Colts in a game that can go either way. Last time these two teams met it was the best game of the regular season with the Pats going over with their stingy goalline defense on the final drive of the 4th quarter holding Edgerin James on the 1 yard line. If the Colts win this game, Payton Manning is a lock for the hall of fame based on his playoff stats this year alone. His Passer Rating is absolutely sicker than Geno's kankles. I'd tease the Colts and Overs in this one.

I know what you wrestling nerds are thinking, what does this have to do with RASSLLIN ? Nothing you schmucks, all you know is the XFL.

I watched a little bit of wrestling this week for the first time in a month, and Smackdown was funny as shit. Charlie Haas and Sheldon Benjamin are looking great, John Cena is over as shit, and watching Paul E eat a bar of soap probably brought smiles to every former ECW star who he owes money to. Chavo Guerrero Senior's angle was really well done, and Eddie is gonna be the first of the WCW crew to get a major title in 2004. Dawn Marie is way hot dude for real, Simon Diamond is the luckiest man alive !

While I'm on the smackdown topic, I'll say this I'd bury John Cena in a Freestyle! His Word Life is a banger, but beings that I'm from the street, and I live that life, I'll murder him to his own track. " Reil-Life, this is basic drug-anomics" Hey Cena, it's on. Next week, I'll go to the cut, and drop some reilness for ya prototype ass .

So get your reilplayers ready.

Keep It Reil

B Reil