Hello to all my shaved puss's out here in cyberspace, and a how are ya to the furry ones. Well, it's been a little bit now since my last steady flow of comic bander, so I needed to sit hear, and reflect on the past three weeks of my life. Numero Uno, Monsta Mac needs to put down his Crayola washable crayons, pick up a trained thought, pray that Masked Maniac doesn't saddomize him, and maybe after all that he can speak my name. Until then continue to eat bread.

Teddy Hart

My schedule is about to pick up in the upcoming weeks with my Professional Boxing Debut, It's on November 15th at Club Deco in South Philly. It's being hyped up pretty well, as the guy I'm fighting is a former mayoral elect, and former boxing commisioner. George Bachetto is his name, but funny enough his cornerman is Randall " Tex" Cobb. The press conference itself was pure nonsense with the Philadelphia Media being there at Lounge 125 in South Philly. I kinda forgot that boxing was a shoot, and I'm mouthing off doing this promo for the radio and tv about my opponent when his cornerguy storms the podium. So I sell for him for a second, and realize that I'd kick the piss out of this guy, so I mugged him. It was good stuff. I think more interesting than me fighting would be the fact that I called Inferno at his work during the press conference, and put Howard Stern's "BeetleJuice" on the phone with him. Beetle seems to think that he's my brother, but its all good. Beetlejuice will be on the card fighting the wrestler formerly known as " Mark Reil" now known as Davey Mae from female indy fame ! It should be a night full of comedy for sure, as the guy I'm fighting knows how to Box, but I doubt he can fight. I gotta be the odds on favorite at least 3-1.

Teddy Hart

Big Ups to the gentlemen that run LapDance Magazine which is a pretty decent read with some really hot girls inside, and some good articles filled with comedy as well. The magazine is top of the line as far as quality, and its pretty cool to see my picture in a magazine having nothing to do with wrestling. OH You didn't know, Billy Reil has been hired to do a monthly column. I will have the opportunity to touch young adults in a way that Geno dreams of. Young, Clean, Puss 18 and over only. Sorry Genie 15 will get you twenty !

Speaking of Puss, I need to write an entire column about the various types of puss out there on the indy scene. Can you imagine a combined writing effort of Sean and I entitled "The McPuss Review" ?

Teddy Hart

I really hope and pray that I didn't retear my shoulder that I had surgery on, if it is torn then that would really suck cheesy, furry, Monsta Macaroni ballz.

You know what's really scary ? If I had a random drug test taken..........I'd pass !

Teddy Hart .... WILL join Knightlife, I know people wanna see him work, let me know hit me up on the e-mail BILLYREILCUZ@aol.com

What's up with the NFL ? After midway through the season it's obvious that Dick Vermeil's Kansas City Rams, I mean Chiefs are nothing but an 8-0 big swerve, and they are getting the big push just so they can make "Air" McNair and The Tennesee Titans look that much stronger. The NFL regrets making them job last year to the Oakland Raiders in the Conference, so this is a year in the making.

Ray Lewis is way over, and would outdraw anybody in wrestling if he main evented Wrestlemania. Disagreeing would be murder, oops.

What's up with the NBA ? Maybe its the fact that Larry Brown is outta Philly, but I'm just not feeling it this year, and I love basketball. If The Lakers lose more than 5 games this year I will hunt down, and have sex with the girl he banged. I will also do the MCPuss review on her.

Dana Dameson slept over The Reil Residence recently, unfortunately My Brother didn't shoot a load of Goo.

Dreams Of Californication

I'm sorry Mike Tobin, but how did the Yankees do the job again ? I mean Florida is Pesky and all, but come on. George Steinbrenner should join Knightlife, and should have a debate with Don Zimmer.

Jewish Puss, Italian Puss, Mexican Puss, Irish Puss, all have different colors and traits. None have overlapped seventeen times like the Goo Guzzler's crusty brown lips do.You thought I'd forget about the GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

Teddy Hart

Somebody recently posted on the USA PRO Wrestling board that I looked " Old and Feeble", thats because I feel old and feeble. However, I don't need to be iced down like Guzzler yet.

For those of you living under a rock, The HBO movement continues with their latest blockbuster series entitled " Carnivale", and I must admit it is quite steller. Breathtaking episodes have you wanting more and more..... like wrestling used to be.

My girlfriend is having contractions, and I'm at my office writing about blown out stank clams, and Carnies. Maybe I should go now

If you know me, and you're a girl chances are I gave you a facial !

BillyReilCuz@aol.com

PS RickY O get well soon