Before we begin, I want you to disavow all your Gods and ask yourself this one question:

Who is Al Gore?

Do you think he's a great politician, excellent teacher, keen eyed businessman with a caring for the environment? Or is Al Gore a terrorist enabler, sympathizer, teacher of terrorism, evil big businessman, and girlie-boy environmentalist who's best known for being the most useless piece of trash Vice President of the United States in history.

No matter what your answer is, one thing is blatantly clear. Al Gore isn't protecting America!

Is Al Gore protecting America? HELL NO. Al Gore has been plotting against our country for many years like a wolf in sheep's clothing. Right now he's probably hiding in a cave somewhere plotting his next attack. And unlike other terrorist leaders currently hiding in caves, Al Gore means business. Al Gore is a outright terrorist threat to America.

Remember way back in the day when Al Gore created an anonymous way for terrorists to easily communicate and for pedophiles like Mark Foley to prey on children? You don't? Well you should! It's called the Internet and Al Gore created it. If none of this sounds familiar than here's a direct quote from Al Gore: "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." BOOOYA! Homeboy said he created the internet!

Even worse, Al Gore wants to ban all cars and make people like you and I erect windmills in our backyard because just like he's said before, "...it ought to be possible to establish a coordinated global program to accomplish the strategic goal of completely eliminating the internal combustion engine." Al Gore wishs to imprison us by taking away our transportation. What is he crazy? Does he really want me to revert to using a horse and buggy as my means of transportation?

But lets get back to Al Gore's ties to terrorism. Read any reputable newspaper and you'll see that Al Gore has ties to Saudi Arabia, the same country that spawned the 9/11 terrorists. While speaking in Saudi Arabia to a mostly Saudi audience, Al Gore said, "Unfortunately there have been terrible abuses and it's wrong". My question is, why is Al Gore so apologetic to the Saudi people? We need our secret prisons and torturing all Muslims is absolutely necessary in order to fight the war on Islam and anybody who says otherwise should be investigated by the FBI and thrown into one of the secret prisons that they oppose of. We shouldn't be apologizing, instead we should be building more prisons and committing atrocities worse than our terrorist enemies. I want public beheadings. HEADS MUST ROLL!!!

Al Gore doesn't want to protect our country instead Al Gore wants to destroy our country and let Saudi Arabians/terrorists have the same rights as the rest of us. Turbans and Korans should be burned in the streets and the Muslims with their bomb plots need to be stopped. Al Gore's goal in life is to confuse and distract the American people from our real problems by drawing attention to his make-believe environmental problems like global warming. I'm calling you out Mr. Gore!

In a speech by Al Gore he proclaimed, "I was one of the few Democrats in the U.S. Senate who supported the war resolution in 1991."

Since 1991 what happened to make Al Gore change his mind and oppose the war on terror? Secret meetings with the Taliban? Maybe. Special favors from Al-Qaeda? Could be. Or was it the 2000 Presidential Election being stolen from him? BINGO!

In the year 2000 Al Gore lost the presidential election to our supreme leader, President Bush. Ever since then he's been seeking revenge. He has secretly teamed up with Al-Qaeda, and together they carried out the 9/11 attacks, exacting his revenge on America. But he hasn't stopped there. Al Gore is still deeply pissed off and has become the leading terrorist threat to our country. There is no telling what is next for Al Gore but we should all be very very afraid. Hide your children.

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