Johnny the Bison Bravado

Hey everyone, it's me The Bison Johnny Bravado.

I'm here today to review probably the worst damn Pizzeria ever "Manchester Pizza Palace"

Oh god how horrible it was. Me and Lowlife Louie hit this place up in Manchester CT, where we did this BS show. This pizzeria located in the middle of nowhere was as bad as Josh Deelys wrestling skill's.

First off whoever heard of a pizzeria owned by INDIANS or Pakistan people? Me and Louie waked in there and noticed there was no pizza oven or a counter where you normally order a pizza from.

Second there was absolutely nobody in the damn place, we shoulda known then to walk out minute we saw it was empty and that Bin Laden and Saddam owned the place. You couldn't even order a damn slice, you had to get whole pie, what kinda crap is that?? You think we was gonna waste $12 on a pie probably made with curry and goat cheese, I want 1 damn slice before I decide to order a whole pie. Anyways I order chicken parm and Louie orders garlic bread and cheese, which sucked ass. My chicken looked like someone had vomited it up and put it together with glue. Louie's meal well it was bread and cheese, can't mess that up. Only thing that was good was my bottle of water and their curly fries were ok.

But honestly if your ever up in Manchester CT and believe me avoid that shit hole if you can, never go to Manchester Pizza Palace. Just like Arby's you will get the runs.

Finally I think the United States should check out this Pizzeria for some terrorist shit, cause there is something wrong when Ghandi and Osama are making or trying to pass for a Pizzeria. You want a great Pizzeria go to Dani's house of Pizza located on Lefferts blvd in Queens, cause everyone from doghouse crew knows that pizza kicks ass.