NWS ANNOUNCES WIN A DATE WITH HAMMY CONTEST
With the riveting success of the debut of former WWWWWWWWWEEEEE viva Bunny (aka Hammy…or even better WhamMe), NWS has anncounced that they will forego all good taste (what else is new) and offer a Win A Date With Hammy Contest starting in the new year that will culminate with the winner (or loser…after all have you seen the pics ), being anointed if you will with an all-expense paid evening of pleasure and fun (a gift from CFO/CEO Gino Moore) to the lucky fella who goes out on the date.
Ahhhhhhhh…one can see it now as this vivacious couple trip (oops) the light fantastic and party to the wee hours.
Brothers and sisters…isn’t love wonderful…or in this case…beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So you’d better hope the winner has the eyesight of Ray Charles.
All in all, more tantalizing details will be coming forth soon. Stay tuned…won’t ya?
That’s all for now from Camp Gino Moore and the creative minds (pass the bottle) of National Wrestling Superstars, the nation’s leader in family-themed pro wrestling attractions…or as we like to say…hey…it’s wrestling…you want serious…watch the evening news.
Oh…by the way, promoters (or former or otherwise) are not eligible (CARMINE!)