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BANG! TV REPORT WEEK OF November 8th 2004.

This week on !BANG! TV Dory Funk Jr. opened the show showing highlights from lasts weeks six man elimination tag team match. Here is a recap of what happened.

Dory Funk Jr. eliminated by Aric Dylan with the help of Adam Windsor.

Flex Cassidy Eliminated by Disqualification after hitting Adam Windsor with a chair and getting caught by the referee Windsor however brought the chair in the ring.

Damien Steel was then pinned by Johnny Magnum with a cargo drop.

Johnny Magnum then eliminated Aric Dylan with a surprise small package.

Adam Windsor was finally eliminated after Dylan hit Windsor by accident and Magnum cargo dropped him.

After the match The Claw entered the ring and challenged Windsor to a match in which Windsor accepted for the vacant US Title, but only if there were no rules to the match. The Claw accepted this stipulation.

Windsor went to stretch out while his Attorney James Gooding III backed the Claw into the corner. Gooding then turned around and low blowed Windsor!! The Claw then took Gooding’s Halloween mask off revealing that it wasn’t Gooding but Bill Apter!! Claw then gave Windsor a knee lift, however Windsor just looked at her and clotheslined the hell out of her.

He then gave her three suplexes, but before the referee could count three, Cassidy, Magnum and Funk hit the ring. They all beat Windsor up, until Steele and Dylan hit the ring. Both men however were shipped straight out of the ring. Cassidy then hit a spear on Windsor, Funk gave him an uppercut, and Magnum gave him another Cargo Drop. Funk then pulled The Claw across Windsor and flex and Magnum sat on top of her making sure Windsor would not kick out.

Winner and new US Champion The Claw!!

The whole crowd were on their feet and many of them even came to the ring to congratulate the Claw who was now in tears.

After everybody had left and Windsor was left alone in the ring, Bill Apter told him that next month he would have to face Johnny Magnum in a World Heavyweight Title Match. He said however there would be 5 stipulations. He would pick three and Windsor could pick two.

Windsor’s Stipulations were that Team America were banned from ringside, and that if Johnny Lost then he would retire from wrestling.

Apter’s Stipulations were there would be no disqualifications, no countouts and Royal Stud Enterprises would be banned from ringside. Windsor stormed off to the crowds Pleasure.

We then went to Dory Funk Jr. in the studio who promoted the upcoming TV taping Thanksgiving Night which will be The Funking Conservatories biggest show of the year. To get your tickets right now go to Dory’s Web Site www.dory-funk.com or call 352-895-4658 for more details.

Next up we saw Dave Holiday from Spinebuster Championship Wrestling in Valdosta Georgia take on Bad Ass Christian Bauer from The Funking Conservatory.

This was a very solid match, with both men giving over 100%. Dave Holiday hit a flying Elbow off the top rope on Bauer, Bauer however managed to kick out. He then whipped Bauer in the turnbuckle, Bauer caught a charging Holiday with a back elbow, and then went to the top rope and performed an outstanding flying cross body, Holiday however rolled through on the cross body pinning Bauer clean. Great match.

We then saw a training video of the Funking Conservatory promote the Wrestling program that it has. For information call 352-895-4658 or go to www.dory-funk.com The Main event today on !BANG! TV saw Big Bank Barfield with Jody Peterman take on Yako.
This match really gave the crowd a technical contest between two great wrestlers. Each man had a counter for the others counter, and Yako used some devastating kicks to take Barfield down. At one point Yako threw Barfield off the top rope ala Ric Flair. He also hit a devastating frog splash.
Not to be outdone Barfield hit a second rope drop kick of his own and also a power bomb with Yako standing on the second rope. In the end Yako went for a back body drop on Barfield, however Barfield hung on and DDT Yako’s head straight into the mat spiking him for the victory.

Another great !BANG! TV show today, don’t forget Thanksgiving Night is the Funking Conservatories biggest show of the year and this year Wrestlefeast is going to be no exception. To get your tickets right now go to Dory’s Web Site www.dory-funk.com or call 352-895-4658 for more details. In the main event Adam Windsor will take on Johnny Magnum for The Funking Conservatory World Heavyweight Championship.

If Magnum loses he has to retire from wrestling!! There will also be girls galore as The Claw takes on Lexie Fyfe and of course Misyy Hyatt will be there.

Professional Wrestling comes to Valdosta Georgia on Saturday November 27th at the Valdosta Lowndes County Conference Center. If you are coming north on 75 you will get off on exit 16. Take a left at the end of ramp. Go to the first red light (At McDonalds) and take a left. Convention center will be 3/4 of mile on left (off the road approximately 150 Yds).

Missy Hyatt is Coming to Valdosta Too!!!

In Valdosta, Dory Funk Jr. will be defending his NWA South Georgia Heavyweight Championship against The Royal Stud, Adam Windsor. All of the stars of !BANG! will be there for a !BANG! TV Taping. Tickets are available right now!! Call toll free 866-299-2445 or 229-563-0496 for more information. Doors open at 6:30pm, Bell time is 7:30pm.


BANG! TV REPORT WEEK OF OCTOBER 26th 2004

Today's !BANG! TV Show opened up with Dory Funk Jr. (at least I think it was Dory Funk Jr. as he had a Halloween ghost costume on with a cowboy hat on top!!), telling everybody about the !BANG! TV taping this Sunday Night at the Dory Funk Arena called Morbid Power. The main event that night is going to be a six man elimination match between Adam Windsor, Aric Dylan and Damien Steele, against Dory Funk Jr., Johnny Magnum and Flex Cassidy. The General Manager of !BANG! TV Bill Apter is also going to be there making sure that everything goes smoothly.

The first match today on !BANG! Saw Adam Windsor take on Johnny Magnum in a non title match in Homerville Georgia.

The match started out with Windsor out wrestling Magnum, and showing off to the crowd, which obviously didn’t go over well as they all hate him and love Magnum. Magnum eventually backed Windsor into the corner, but on the break Windsor clapped his hands together and told the referee that Magnum had hit him in the face. Windsor did this a second time when Magnum pushed him into the corner, except right after he clapped his hands together Magnum really did hit Windsor in the face to the delight of the crowd. Magnum then gave Windsor three hiplocks, and then did the ten count punch in the corner. Windsor tried to get away but Magnum pulled him back in the ring. Magnum gave Windsor a huge bodyslam, and then two leg drops and a set of elbow drops, Windsor however kept on kicking out. Magnum hit the ropes looking to hit a flying clothesline, but out of nowhere Windsor gave him a back elbow right to the jaw. Windsor started working over Magnum giving him suplex after suplex. He also gave him a German suplex, but Magnum was just able to kick out. Windsor went for a powerbomb, but Magnum double legged him. Windsor shoved Magnum back into the turnbuckle, but Magnum fell between Windsor’s legs making him sing soprano.

Magnum was first to his feet, and threw punch after punch at Windsor. Windsor in desperation grabbed Magnums tights and sent him flying to the floor. Magnum got back on the side of the ring and Windsor gave him a shot to the gut, however Magnum battled back and eventually sunset flipped Windsor from the out side in. Windsor however didn’t fall back and grabbed the ropes for leverage while dropping to his knees for a pinning combination. The referee however saw Windsor grabbing the ropes and kicked his hand, sending him flying backwards and making him get pinned by Magnum. Johnny Magnum pinned Adam Windsor in a non title match. After the match Windsor was absolutely irate and could not believe what just happened.

Up next was Johnny Magnum cutting an interview for Morbid Power this Sunday Night at The Dory Funk Arena in Ocala Florida. He said that not only were ghosts, goblins and ghouls going to be out that night, but he was also going to be out looking to take out The Royal Stud Adam Windsor once and for all.

Next we went to a training video that highlighted the training methods at the Funking Conservatory. For information about how to join the Funking Conservatory you can call 352-895-4658, or check out Dory’s web site www.dory-funk.com. After three weeks of training you will be on !BANG! TV. The funking conservatory also has a teenage program, and trains managers, valets, referees and promoters, and is also coed.

Next we saw a rematch for the NWA South Georgia Heavyweight Championship between Dory Funk Jr. and The New Strong Majin. This match was from Homerville Georgia and showed Dory Funk Jr. right from the get go out wrestling the new strong Majin. Funk used nearly every trick in the book to take the big man off of his feet. Funk then methodically went to work on Majin by hitting him with forearm after forearm.

In what had be the move of the show, Funk then Suplex the 7’2 362 pound man!! It was unbelievable and I have to say that I have never seen anything like it. Funk looked like his protégé Kurt Angle Suplexing the big man, but it would be questionable whether Kurt Angle could have even done it!!

Obviously worried about what was going on in the ring, Adam Windsor came down to ringside to give Majin some support, or to try and make Funk lose. Majin without Windsor's help though managed to cut Funk off and hit him with three body slams. Majin went for a side Russian leg sweep on Funk, but Funk countered him and gave him a leg sweep of his own. Funk went for the cover, but Majin kicked out. Funk then took a side headlock and Majin threw him into the ropes but Funk took Majin down with a tackle.

Funk hit the other ropes but Windsor pulled his leg. Funk spun around but before he could deck Windsor, Majin rolled him up from behind. Funk however kicked out and picked up the spinning toe hold. Majin however pushed Funk off and bodyslammed him. Majin went for another body slam but out of no where Funk small packaged him to pick up the victory and to retain his Championship.

Adam Windsor hit the ring and nailed Funk from behind. Yako, Forsaken and Damien Steele hit the ring and stopped a mud hole into Funk. Flex Cassidy, Johnny Magnum, Super Paul and Bad Ass Christian Bauer then hit the ring to make the save for Funk. Everybody powdered out the ring except for Windsor who was stuck. Everybody beat up Windsor to the crowds delight.

To close out the show we went back to Dory Funk Jr. in the studio who talked about Morbid Power this Sunday Night. He ran down the list of stars that are booked on the show so far:- Adam Windsor, Aric Dylan, Missy Hyatt, Milo, Bad Ass Christian Bauer, Flex Cassidy, The Claw, Johnny Magnum, Yako, Forsaken, Super Paul, Damien Steele, Kid Destiny, Big Bank Barfield, Jody Peterman and many more. He also said that General Manager Bill Apter is also confirmed for the show.

Don't forget - get tickets now for Morbid Power by going to www.dory-funk.com or by calling 352-895-4658 for more details. The main event that night is going to be a six man elimination match between Adam Windsor, Aric Dylan and Damien Steele, against Himself, Johnny Magnum and Flex Cassidy.


Special from the Funking Conservatory in Ocala, Florida

The card has been set for Halloween Night's Funking Conservatory Production of "Morbid Power." Doors will open at 6:00pm and show time is 7:00pm. Sunday October 31st Halloween Night in Ocala, Florida.

Their will be a free dinner with Royal Stud Productions given to the person who comes to the Dory Funk Arena wearing the best Halloween Costume.

Bill Apter, Legendary Journalist for 35 years in the wrestling business will be the General Manager of !BANG!

TV Title Match
Flex Cassidy Vs Simba

Adam Windsor Monologue with Assassin, Missy Hyatt and the only heel dog in wrestling, Milo. Royal Stud Enterprises is represented by James W. Gooding III.

Bad Ass Christian Bauer Vs Dave Holiday of SpineBuster Wrestling

Funking Conservatory Tag Team Title Match
Yako and Forsaken Vs Simba and Damien Steele

Intermission

Hardcore Title Match
Super Paul Vs Forsaken

European Title Match
SpineBuster's Big Bank Barfield Vs Yako

Main Event
Six Man Elimination Tag Team Match
Adam Windsor, Aric Dylan and Damien Steel Vs Dory Funk, Flex Cassidy and Johnny Magnum

Lights Out Match
The Claw has issued a challenge for an "Inter Gender" match to the Royal Stud Adam Windsor. We will have to wait till tonight to see if the Royal Stud accepts the challenge of The Claw.

Reserve Discount Tickets for Morbid Power
Location of the Funking Conservatory
Professional Wrestling returns to the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, Florida at Skatemania on Sunday October 31st. Bill Apter, wrestling journalist for the last 35 years has accepted the position of General Manager of !BANG! TV.

What will happen on Sunday Night October 31st at the Dory Funk Arena inside of SkateMania, located in Ocala Florida? You will have to be there in person to find out. Advanced tickets are available at www.dory-funk.com. Or Call 352-895-4658. You can also E-mail Dory Funk Jr.

At the Funking Conservatory, You can become a wrestler and television superstar in three weeks. Find out how here.

E-mail Dory Funk or Visit Dory Funk's Home Page and you can find out how, in only three weeks, you can become a professional wrestler, a manager, an announcer, or a TV star on !BANG! TV. !BANG! TV Taping, Sunday October 31st at the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, Florida

On Halloween Night, Sunday October 31st, the !BANG! Gang returns to the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, Florida for the Funking Conservatory's presentation of Morbid Power.
Dory Funk Jr., Adam Windsor, Aric "The Assassin" Dylan, Johnny Magnum, Flex Cassidy, Super Paul, Big Bank Barfield and Dave Holiday, Missy Hyatt plus many more will be there.

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