SO TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR ERECT PENIS AND PULL YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOU KNOW WHERE IF YOUR A CHICK AND GET READY FOR SOME CONTROVERSARY!

CARMINE SABIA JR IS STILL A PUSSY.......NOT AS BIG A PUSSY AS BILLY FIRESCHMUCK BUT STILL A PUSSY!

I SAW A PICTURE OF BOZO PANZERINO CARNY CLOWN THE OTHER DAY FOR THE 1ST TIME AND HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE DEAD ZOMBIES IN DAWN OF THE DEAD!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO POOR YOUNG BECKY BAYLESS?

LEMONHEAD SIMMS GOT A CALL FROM HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN AND DUGGAN INFORMED LEMONHEAD THAT HE WOULD BE AWAY ON FEB 3RD AND COULDN'T MAKE THE UXW AMAZURA SHOW THAT NIGHT SO LEMONHEAD STEPPED IT UP AND GOT ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER TO TAKE DUGGANS PLACE SO LETS HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OLE LEMONHEAD SIMMS FOR COMING THRU IN THE CLUTCH!

LAST NIGHT UXW WORLD CHAMPION RHINO BEAT JAPW CHAMPION JAY LETHAL AND IS NOW THE HOLDER OF BOTH THE UXW AND JAPW WORLD TITLES AND I THINK ALONG WITH RHINO ONLY HOMICIDE AND AL SNOW HAS ACOMPLISHED THAT AND HOPEFULLY JAPW WILL ACKNOWLEDGE RHINO AS UXW WORLD CHAMPION BECAUSE WE WILL ACKNOWLEDGE HIM AS BOTH UXW AND JAPW WORLD CHAMPION!

ISN'T IT A SHAME WHEN PEOPLE WHO PLAY PROMOTER LIKE FIREDUMPER HAVE TEMPER TANTRUMS WHEN CERTAIN WRESTLERS WHO HE OVERPAYS WORK FOR JAPW OR UXW ALSO!

I HEARD IWC PROMOTER NORM CONNERS PULLED A BIG RABBIT OUT OF HIS HATE BY GETTING CHRISTIAN FOR A SHOW AUG 5TH IN PITTSBURG!

SUPER VENDORS TODD AND CLAUDIO WILL ABYSS AT THEIR VENDOR TABLE FOR 2 HOURS TO SIGN AUTOGRAPHS ON MARCH 25TH SO LOOK FOR THEM WHEN WE OPEN THE DOORS...........THEY HAVE ALREADY HAD FRANKIE KAZARIAN AND THE WHINEY CRYBABY STEVE CORINO AND ABDULLAH THE BUTCHER!

IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT THE KC CHIEFS WANTED HERMIE EDWARDS SO BAD THEY GIVE HIM 6 YEARS AND 12 MILLION SMACKERS AND THEN JETS ARE TO INEPT TO GET ANY MORE THEN A 4TH ROUND DRAFT PICK FROM THEM AS COMPENSATION!

I WOULD LIKE TO ONCE AGAIN STATE THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB THAT I TELL THEM STUFF THAT I TELL NOBODY BUT THEM TO SEE IF IT WINDS UP ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS AND WHEN IT DOES THEY SWEAR ON THEIR LIVES IT WASN'T THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO KNEW!

CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY ERIC NEINHOUSE CONTACTED ME TO TELL ME HE WAS GOING TO THE POST OFFICE TO SHIP ME MY XXXL UFC SWEATSHIRT 6 MONTHS AGO?

SO OLE DAVE LEVY WAS FIRED HUH?...............I SURE AS SHIT HOPE HE SCROLLS THRU THE MESSAGE BOARDS AND READS HOW FIREFLUNKY TOLD EVERYONE THAT MANY MANY MANY MANY MONTHS AGO!

I FIND IT FUNNY THAT TALIA GETS BASHED ON THE BOARDS DAILY BUT WHEN TALIA GOES TO MEXICO WITH APRIL HUNTER NOT 1 TALIA BASHING POST GOES UP!...............................THE FUNNY THING IS ALL THESE TALIA BASHING POSTS ALL REVEAL PRIVATE INFORMATION ON TALIA AND THE HURRICANE WHICH ONLY SOMEONE CLOSE TO THE SITUATION WOULD KNOW!

IN BOUGHT THE OLD BARNABAS COLLINS SOAP OPERA DARK SHADOWS SEASON AND 2 THE OTHER DAY AND IM SITTING UP UNTIL 3AM EVERYNIGHT WATCHING THIS!

I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND A WARM THANK YOU TO OUR 2 CSWF MOLES THAT CALL US WITH INSIDE INFORMATION ON WHAT FATSO FIREBITCH IS PLANNING AND HOW MUCH HE PAYS PEOPLE AND WHY HE KEEPS LOSING BUILDINGS AND HOW HE BUYS HIS AIRLINE TICKETS DAYS BEFORE A SHOW AND SO ON!................WE ACTUALLY HAD 4 CSWF MOLES BUT 2 OF THEM AREN'T IN THE LOOP OF LATE!

ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT ELVIS WOULD BE 71 THIS YEAR!

I KNOW FAT FRANK TRIES TO AVOID PROBLEMS AND TRIES TO GET ALONG WITH EVERYONE AND I LIKE FAT FRANK ALLOW OTHER PROMOTERS TO PUT FLYERS OUT AT MY SHOWS BUT I WOULD NEVER ALLOW ANY PROMOTER OR ANY OF THOSE PROMOTERS LACKYS PUT FLYERS OUT IN MY BUILDING FOR A SHOW THATS TAKING PLACE THE SAME NIGHT AS ONE OF MY SHOWS!.................IF I WAS FAT FRANK I WOULD HAVE TAKEN A BIG SMELLY DUMP ON THE OTHER SHOWS FLYERS AND THEN WIPED MY ASS ON WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE OTHER SHOWS FLYERS!

THE MORE I HAVE SPOKEN TO HELTER SKELTER AND THE MORE STORIES IVE HEARD ABOUT HIM I HAVE DECIDED THAT ERIC SIMMS DIDN'T GET ENOUGH FROM HIM!...................SHIT OLE ROCKY SKELTER IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS HE SHOULD SEND EVERYONE WHO EVER HAD TO LISTEN TO HIM FOR MORE THEN 30 SECONDS A CHECK!

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF EBAY...........EBAY IS ADDICTIVE YET A TAD ENJOYABLE!

IS THERE ANYTHING LOWER THEN STEALING FROM YOUR MOMMYS PURSE, DANNY DEMANTO??

WHAT MAKES SOME OF THESE COMMON IMBECILES THINK I REALLY WANT TO HAVE INSTANT MESSAGE CONVOS WITH THEM?

ITS NO WONDER WHY NEW JERSEY WRESTLING IS IN TROUBLE......I MEAN ONE PROMOTER DOESN'T LEAVE HIS MOMMYS HOUSE AND SUCKS ON HER TITTYS WHILE PLAYING WITH DOLLS..........ANOTHER ONE ADMITS TO HAVING SEX FOR MONEY ALL WHILE BLOWING HIS WIFES MONEY SO HE CAN PLAY PROMOTER AND ANOTHER ONE STEALS FROM HIS MOMMYS PURSE!

MIKE ZEVON HAS A SPECIAL EDITION YANKEE YAMACA!

FATSO FIREMARK IS WALKING WITH A CANE LIKE A TYPICAL FATMAN DOES.................LOOKS TO ME LIKE HE'S 6 MONTHS AWAY FROM BEING ONE OF THOSE FATMEN WHO DRIVE AROUND IN A MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR BECAUSE HE'S SO DAMN OBESE!

WHEN KEVIN MATTHEWS GOES TO THE WWE WHO WILL PLAY JASON IN THE FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIES?

THE CSWF MOLE HAS INFORMED ME THAT FATSO FIRESCHMUCK HAS WASTED SO MUCH OF HIS WIFES SHOWS TIME BY OBSESSING ABOUT ME IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS USUAL!

BOY THE NFL PLAYOFFS SUCK COW WEINERS!

HOW MANY LAW & ORDER SHOWS ARE THERE EXACTLY?

IF ANYONE WANTS UXW TIX AND WANT TO PAY BY PAYPAL...JUST EMAIL ME AT USAPROMANIAC@AOL.COM.

WE ARE APPROX 4 DAYS FROM THE NEW SEASON OF THE SOPRANOS!

I WAS IN THE SUPERMARKET THE OTHER DAY AND I PICKED UP A DOZEN SWANSON MEATLOAF T.V. DINNERS AND WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER I WOULD EAT LIKE 10 OF THEM AT A SITTING AND THEY WERE THE BEST IT WAS LIKE EATING DOG FOOD IN THICK RICH TOMATO SAUCE AND I DIDN'T MIND THE CRAPPING FOR 2 DAYS BECAUSE I LOVED THEM BUT I BOUGHT A DOZEN OF THEM AND I MAD EIT THROUGH 2 BITES AND NEARLY THREW UP LIKE I WAS FIREDICKS WIFE SEEING HIM BUTT NAKED!.......THEY FUCKING CHANGED HOW THEY MAKE IT AND NOW IT TASTES LIKE DOG SHIT AND NOT DOG FOOD!....................THIS IS BULLSHIT AND I PROMISE EVERYONE THAT I WILL BE FILING A FORMAL COMPLAINT WITH SWANSON OVER THIS DISGUSTING AND FILTHY ACT OF TREASON!

I HAVEN'T MENTIONED THIS IN AWHILE BUT HARRY SLASH SMELLS LIKE SMOKE!

IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN HANGING OUT WITH JOHN CURSE......JOHN WILL BE SITTING IN ROW 199 SEAT 76 IN THE BALCONY FOR THE ROYCE GRACIE VS. MATT HUGHES UFC FIGHT IN LAS VEGAS!

BEWARE NEW JERSEY BECAUSE WHEN WITTENSTEIN...SAGER AND MCAFFERY ARE ON THE LOOSE NO FARM ANIMALS ARE SAFE FROM SEXUAL MOLESTATION!

FAT FRANK FROM JAPW WAS RECENTLY SPOTTED DROOLING WHILE LOOKING AT NAKED PHOTOS OF HIMSELF FLIPPING BASEBALLS CARDS WITH SOME LARGE LOOKING ASIAN MAN WEARING SATIN UNDIES CALLING HIMSELF BUFFALO OR REINDEER OR BISON?

THEY ARE MAKING A NEW ROCKY MOVIE CALLED ROCKY 6 AND IN THIS ONE ROCKY COMPETES FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT WHEELCHAIR CHAMPIONSHIP VS. LARRY FLYNT!

LOOKS LIKE BOZO PANZERINO CARNY CLOWN IS AT WAR WITH RICKY O FORMER JCW PROMOTER........AND AS MUCH AS I LIKE RICKY O AND YES PEOPLE I DO LIKE RICKY....I HAVE TO SIDE WITH JOE THE CARNIE MAN BECAUSE HE IS BASHING FIREMARK EVERY CHANCE HE GETS AND THAT EARNS BOZO JOE BROWNIE POINTS!

ALERT!

ALERT!

ALERT!

DANNY DEMANTO ALMOST SAW HIS PENIS!

KEEP IN MIND I SAID ALMOST!

THE FEB 3RD SHOW CAME AND WENT AND OVER 800 SCREAMING FANS HELPED PAY MY MORTAGE!

R.I.P GRANDPA AL LEWIS!

SO NOW FATBOY DANNY DEMANTO IS NOW THE BULLY OF ALL TICKET SELLERS...................NOW ISN'T THAT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!

FROM NOW ON IF YOU WRESTLE ON A UXW SHOW AND YOU DAMAGES ANYTHING YOU PAY FOR IT!

I THINK MAYBE ITS TIME FOR RICKY O TO START RUNNING SHOWS AGAIN!

I ENJOY FRESH MELBA TOAST!

THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY GOOFS AND DOOFUSES(DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?)...........WRITING COLUMNS ON THE DOI PRETENDING TO BE ME.......WANTING TO BE ME....CRAVING TO BE ME!

AT SOME POINT CAPT FEATHERSWORD NEEDS HIS OWN SPINOFF T.V. SHOW!

I WOULD SAY ITS A SAFE BET THAT GREATNESS DOESN'T SPEND QUALITY TIME HANGING OUT WITH THE MIC!

RAY SAGER IS THE OFFICIAL UXW STANDING NEAR THE MUSIC GUY DIRECTOR OF STUFF!

I SAW JERMONE BETTIS AT DISNEY WORLD TODAY SO FOR THE RECORD HE REALLY WENT!

SOME GOOF WHO COULDN'T HOLD MY DICK FOR ME WHILE HIS MOTHER WAS SUCKING ME OFF CALLED ME A "LOW RENT" INDY PROMOTER?....................I CHARGE $50 AND $30 A TICKET!......IS THAT "LOW RENT"?

ITS A SHAME BUT THERE AREN'T THAT SAME PASSIONATE GROUP OF FAKE POSTERS NOWADAYS LIKE IN PAST YEARS!

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THE WINTER OLYMPICS BORING AND A WASTE OF TIME?

MAY I SAY THAT THIS BUSINESS IS FILLED WITH SOME MISERABLE.........EVERYONE DOES TO ME AND I DONT DO ANYTHING TO ANYONE..,,,,..PARANOID MORONS!

WHEN THE LAST OF THE 80'S LEGENDS DIE OFF THE INDYS ARE DONE!

ANTHONY DEBLASI AND RAY SAGER HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.........DEBLASI COLLECTS OLD BASEBALL JERSEYS THAT BELONGED TO FORMER MLB PLAYERS AND SAGER COLLECTS OLD WORN UNDERWEAR WITH SKID MARKS BELONGING TO WRESTLING LEGENDS!

I FELL ASLEEP IN THE TANNING BED THE OTHER DAY AND SNORED SO LOUD I WOKE MYSELF UP AND SMACKED MY BIG NOSE ON THE TOP OF THE TANNING BED!

GET WELL SOON TO MR INTEGRTY HIMSELF JOEL MAXIMO WHO GOT STABBED TRYING TO STOP FROM GETTING MUGGED WHILE GOING FOR A NICE STROLL WITH FORMER EVERYTHING IN UXW CHAMPION XAVIER!

THERE USED TO BE THESE FROZEN PIZZAS THAT WENT INTO THE TOASTER....I CANT REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE CALLED BUT IF ANYONE CAN LOCATE SOME I'LL GLADLY PURCHASE THEM FROM YOU AT A DISCOUNTED PRICE!

HAVE I EVER MENTIONED THAT MY PENIS IS PRETTY LARGE FOR A WHITE GUY?

YOU KNOW MAYBE 3 WEEKS HAVE GONE BY BETWEEN ME WRITING THIS AND I REALLY WASN'T GOING TO FINISH IT BECAUSE EVERYTIME I WAKE UP AND FLICK ON THE DOI I SEE SOME OTHER NOBODY JERKOFF IS WRITING A BASH COLUMN LIKE MINE AND IT DOESN'T JUST GIVE ME A RASH IT MAKES MY TUSHIE RASH BLEED FROM OVER SCRATCHING!

MY WIFE CALLED HER DAD IN AUSTRALIA TONIGHT TO TELL HIM TIGER WOODS WALKED BY ME AND WAVED AND SAID "HEY MANIAC WHATS UP!"......HOW COOL IS IT THAT TIGER FUCKING WOODS KNOWS WHO THE MASKED MANIAC IS!

I HAVE BECOME A DEAL OR NO DEAL FANATIC!

BILLY FIRESLOB MUST HAVE BOUGHT SABBOTH THE STIFFERS 1ST NOVEL........HOW TO STIFF YOUR WRESTLERS AND KEEP RUNNING SHOWS"!

LET ME TELL EVERYONE A RATHER AMUSING STORY.........I GO ON MY HOTLINE TO ADDRESS 3 PEOPLE.....JOHN SHANE.....PAPADON AND DAN BIG HEAD BARRY..........ALL I SAY IS THAT ALL 3 HAVE THIS HABIT OF TELLING ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN TO THEM THAT I FAKE POST ABOUT THEM..........NOW I FAKE POST AND SOMETIMES ALOT BUT SHIT I BARELY KNOW JOHN SHANE.......AND DAN BARRY IS SOMEONE I NEVER GIVE ANY THOUGHT TO AND PAPADON WHILE I ADMIT I ENJOY READING THE POSTS ABOUT HIM IM NOT GOING TO FAKE POST ABOUT SOMEONE WHO ISN'T IN MY FED!......

ANYWAY WHAT I SAY IS THIS...........JOHN SHANE TELLS EVERYONE I FAKE POST ABOUT HIM BUT I DONT AND BARELY KNOW HIM......I CALLED DAN BARRY AND BIG HEADED IDIOT WITH ROTTEN TEETH WHO TALKS TO MUCH SHIT ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK........AND I SAID NOTHING BAD ABOUT PAPADOODLE OTHER THEN THE REASON HE ISN'T IN UXW IS BECAUSE HE TELLS PEOPLE I WRITE BAD POSTS ABOUT HIM SO WHY WOULD I PAY SOMEONE WHO TALKS ABOUT ME?..................

THATS IT SO WHAT DOES JOHN SHANE AND PAPADON DO?.....THEY SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT AT NYWCRUMMY BACKSTAGE BASHING ME JUST LIKE I SAID THEY DO AND WHAT DOES PUNY DAN ROTTEN TEETH BARRY DO?.......HE WRITES A RELEASE SAYING HOW I HAVE NO LIFE AND SHOULD HAVE DIED AFTER MY STROKE!.......HA HA AHA HAAHA AHA AHA AHA AHA AHAA AHA HA!........HE'S IN HIS MID 20'S AND LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS IN THEIR BASEMENT AND HAS POOR HYGIENE AND AT HIS AGE I OWNED 3 SPORTING GOODS STORES AND A GYM AND I HAVE NO LIFE?......HA HA HA HA HA

I OWN 2 HOUSES AND OWNED ONE AT HIS AGE!.......HA HA HA HA!....ANYWAY.....I DONT HAVE TO FAKE POST THAT DAN BARRY IS A SPINELESS PUSSY.........WHY?....BECAUSE I'LL SAY IT UNDER MY REAL NAME........WATCH........THE MASKED MANIAC SAID DAN BARRY IS A SPINELESS PUSSY!

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT APRIL HUNTER GOT ENGAGED TO JD MICHAELS........I GUESS THAT "ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK: SAYING AINT SO TRUE!

YOU KNOW IF JOHN SHANE WAS IN HIS MID TO LATE 70'S THEN I WOULD SAY HE LOOKED PRETTY GOOD BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME HE'S NOT THAT OLD!

I FINALLY WATCHED THE ENTIRE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SERIES WITH WILLY AND I GOTTA SAY THE FINALE EPISODE WAS COOLAMUNDO!........................ITS JUST HARD TO EXPLAIN TO MY SON WHY BUFFY AND DAFFNEY FROM SCOOBY DOO LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE!

BACK TO THE PAPADON/JOHN SHANE SAGA.........SEAN THE MIC AND I ACTUALLY WERE CLOSE TO BRINGING THEM BOTH BACK ON MARCH 25TH.........BUT THEN THEY BASHED ME AND MIC TO SOOOO MANY WRESTLERS AT NYWCRAPPY THAT I TURNED SOUR ON THAT IDEA REAL QUICK!

WELL WELL DANA DAMESON IS BACK.......HMMMMMMM SHE NEEDS TO CUM BACK ON THE HOTLINE AND BE PROPERLY REINSTATED INTO THE WRESTLING BIZ!

I REALLY MISS THAT ARBYS POT ROAST SANDWICH THEY USED TO HAVE A FEW YEARS AGO!

I GOT A CALL THE OTHER DAY FROM ONE OF OUR TICKET SELLERS WHO GOT HIS TICKETS DELIVERED TO HIM BY MR BIG AND HE SAID HE WAS AFRAID HE WOULD FAIL HIS WORK DRUG TEST JUST BY SMELLING THE POT ON MR BIG!

IS THERE ANYTHING LOWER OR ANYTHING WORSE OR ANYTHING MORE PATHETIC THEN A OLD LOOKING WRINKLED UP NEVERBEEN GUY WHO HAS A RED FACE....GREASY HAIR AND WANTS SO BAD TO FEEL IMPORTANT WHEN THE FACT IS HE'S A LOSER AS A MAN.....A LOSER AS A COMEDIAN AND A LOSER IN THE WRESTLING BUSINESS!..................AS A MATTER OF FACT AS FAR AS A COMEDIAN GOES THE ONLY THING FUNNY ABOUT THIS GUY IS HOW HE CAN BE SUCH A LOSER AT SO MANY THINGS...........OH GEEZ DID I FORGET TO MENTION HIS NAME IS JOHN SHANE!

FAT DANNY DEMANTO HAS 7 DAYS FROM YESTERDAY TO GO ON MY HOTLINE AND BEG JAC SABBOTH FOR HIS FORGIVNESS FOR TELLING THE WORLD THAT JACS NICKNAME IS AUGGIE..AUGGIE..AUGGIE.. AND THAT JAC STILL ROLLS AROUND HIS STORE WITH 14 YEAR OLD BOYS!

R.I.P. BARNEY FIFE!

UPDATED MARCH 25TH LINEUP...

........ RAVEN VS. RHINO FOR THE UXW WORLD TITLE!

SABU VS. ABYSS!

MONSTA MACARONI AND HAVOK VS. THE OUTKAST KILLAZ!

VORDELL WALKER VS. MIKE KRUEL!

BIG VAN VADER VS. LOWLIFE LOUIE RAMOS!

ROY SMALLEY VS. RICK CERONE!

CROWBAR VS. ME!

A NEW NY CHAMPION WILL BE CROWNED!

TRENT ACID VS. DERANGED!

BALLS MAHONEY VS.?

CSC VS. APRIL HUNTER AND JD MICHAELS!

LOOKS LIKE FATTY FIREMARK IS GONNA GET ANOTHER VERBAL MANIAC ASS RAPING!

SOME OF THE STUFF WRITTEN ABOUT CARNY JOE PANZERINO WAS WRITTEN WHEN I COULDN'T STAND HIM BUT SINCE WE ARE ON GOOD TERMS THEN I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR WHAT I WROTE BUT ITS HOW I FELT AT THE TIME!

HAVE I EVER MENTIONED THAT FATTY FIREMARK ISN'T JUST A LIAR AND A PUSSY BUT HE'S A DIRTY CAD ALSO!

C.O.D. IS COMING!

SO IM READING ON WWW.DOIWRESTLING.COM. THAT JOHN SHANE AND IS ACTIONS ARE ONE OF THE MAJOR REASONS WHY WRESTLING WONT BE ALLOWED IN KEARNY , NJ ANYMORE........BUT IM SURE THAT LOSER SOMEHOW WILL FIND A WAY TO BLAME ME FOR IT..................ACCORDING TO HIM ITS MY FAULT HIS PERSONAL LIFE SUCKS AND ITS MY FAULT EVERYONE LAUGHS AT HIM!

AS A MATTER OF FACT ITS ALSO MY FAULT FIREMARK CANT SEE HIS LITTLE WEE WEE ANYMORE!

AMERICAN IDOL KINDA SUCKS THIS YEAR!

BOY WOULD FATTY FIREMARK FLIP OUT IF HE KNEW HOW MANY OF HIS EMPLOYEES CALL ME UP AND TELL ME HIS BUSINESS.....AS A MATTER OF FACT FATTY FIREMARK WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK IF HE KNEW WHAT CERTAIN MEMBERS OF HIS STAFF HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT HIS PERSONAL AND BUSINESS DEALINGS!

I REALLY NEED SOME OF YOU IDIOTS TO READ WHAT IM WRITING NOW VERY CAREFULLY AND PLEASE LET IT SINK IN AND UNDERSTAND THIS............PLEASE DO NOT START SENDING ME INSTANT MESSAGES THE MINUTE I LOG ON!..........IF YOU DO I WILL EITHER LOG OFF OR I WILL IGNORE YOU!...............NOBODY WANTS TO BE PESTERED THE VERY SECOND THEY SIGN ON!

OK NOW CHECK THIS OUT..............TODAY TIGER WOODS AND I ARE CHILLIN OUT IN THE GYM WHILE IM DOING BACK AND BICEPS JUST TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT STUFF AND I PEEK IN THE BABYSITTING ROOM AT MY GYM AND WHO IS MY 6 YEAR OLD SON WILLY TALKING TO BUT THAT JOEY FROM THE BACKSTREET BOYS!

HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO REMAKE THE SHAGGY DOG?

SO ON WEDS ROGER CLEMENS ANNOUNCES HE MOST LIKELY IS RETIRING AND ON THURSDAY MR INTEGRITY GOES TO THE TRAINING CAMP OF THE TEXAS RANGERS TO LISTEN TO THEIR CONTRACT PROPOSAL!

SINCE FATTY FIREMARK IS RUNNING OUT OF MONEY TO PAY HIS BILLS HE CAN ALWAYS GET A PART TIME JOB BENDING OVER AND SHOWING LARGE SCREEN MOVIES ON HIS FAT ASS!

I HAVE A SURE FIRE WAY TO MAKE SOME BIG SCRATCH.......CHECK THIS OUT......WHAT YOU DO IS OPEN A CHECK CASHING PLACE IN AN ALL WHITE AREA AND WATCH HOW FAST THE WHITE PEOPLE PAY YOU BIG MONEY TO SHUT THAT CHECK CASHING PLACE DOWN BECAUSE OF HOW SCARED THEY ARE OF ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE THAT WILL BE HEADING INTO WHITEVILLE TO CASH THEIR GOVERNMENT CHECKS!

CANDYMANIA IS RUNNING WILD!

OK THIS COULD BE FALSE BUT MY SOURCES ARE GOOD SO IM RUNNING WITH IT..........SEEMS LIKE THEY WERE FILMING THE SOPRANOS ON FRESH POND RD IN QUEENS AND CARMELA SOPRANO(TONYS WIFE) WAS SPOTTED CHEATING ON TONY SOPRANO WITH PHIL WHO LAST SEASON TONY SMACKED AROUND AND DAMAGED HIS CAR!

GET WELL TO MIKE TOBINS NIECE WHO IS AS WE SPEAK HAVING A VERY SERIOUS SURGERY AND EVERYONE AT UXW WISH MIKES NIECE ALL THE BEST!

THE MASKED MANIAC
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