The Era of Ninni?



Frederico Ninni

What up boys and girls, and welcome to a very unique McInterview here on the DOI. Today I interviewed Frederico Ninni. A lot of you are saying who? Well, that is expected. Frederico Ninni is a guy who I have met at 3PW, USA Pro and other shows. Frederico Ninni always harasses me online for an interview, as he’s aspiring to become a big time indy manager. Well instead of having to block him on Instant Messenger, I decided to comply, since after all, the DOI is about giving exposure to anyone looking to make a name for themselves in this great sport. With that said, I present to you, Frederico Ninni.

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: How did you get involved with pro wrestling?

Frederico Ninni: When THE IRON SHEIK MADE MY LIVING ROOM INTO A CRACK DEN.

Sean "The MiC" McCaffrey: What was your training like?

Frederico Ninni: ABSOLUTELY NONE!!!

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: At the last 3PW show, you were walking around the crowd and telling people that the era of Ninni will arise. Who is Frederico Ninni, and what do you plan on doing in 3PW?

Frederico Ninni: I am Frederico Ninni & I am a very busy man. Please stop bothering me with these stupid questions.

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: Is it true that you stole clothes from Baby Gap?

Frederico Ninni: Anything is possible

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: Is it true you don't even have kids, and stole the clothes for yourself?

Frederico Ninni: No problem.

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: What are your opinions about the state of wrestling today?

Frederico Ninni: It is very weird.

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: Who is your favorite female diva?

Frederico Ninni: Jasmin St Claire and Socks (she is brand new)

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: Is it true that you lost $59539.45 in gambling debts last year?

Frederico Ninni: Yes it is. I lost bets on WWF Monday night RAW. I was placing bets with a friend who worked in the TV production dept at the WWF.

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: What does Frederico Ninni have in store for wrestling fans?

Frederico Ninni: I will be unleashing something that has never been seen in the western hemisphere to any wrestling fan!!

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: What wrestlers did you like growing up?

Frederico Ninni: The Iron Sheik, Charley Concord, Haystack Calhoun, Dennis Brazil, Marty Janetti, Sheri Martel, the Blue Meanie & Kurt Angle.

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: What managers were inspirations on Frederico Ninni?

Frederico Ninni: How dare you disrespect me! I am all the inspiration that I need.

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: Is it true that you got kicked off of ebay, lost your wallet & got locked into your apartment all in the same day?

Frederico Ninni: Of course!!

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: Did you lose a 7-year-old girl in Central park?

Frederico Ninni: No, she lost me. I was on the phone with my bookie & then she left me there.

Word Association

Vince Mc Mahon- No problem

Nick Berk- a very sick man

DOI-Great place to be

Jimmy Snuka- a very good high flyer

Sable-M.I.L.F

The Iron Sheik-my mentor

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: Is it true that you have a white dog called Casper, and that Casper beat you up?

Frederico Ninni: Casper is my friend’s dog. I was stalking her around town for a few days to see if I could work for her and I guess the dog wasn’t too thrilled that I invited myself to sit with them at an outdoor cafe & he bit me. I guess that sneaking up on her & yelling out Frederico Ninni -ha,ha ,ha ,ha , was also not a great idea. I was uninvited-so what. Stalking is not really a serious offense.

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: Where did you get your unusual laugh?

Frederico Ninni: hey jackass, where do you get your stupid lisp from when you talk?

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: What do you hope to accomplish in wrestling?

Frederico Ninni: I already told you that I am a very busy man & I want nothing to do with you

Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey: What do you want to say to anyone reading this?

Frederico Ninni: I am a very busy man, please ask more intelligent questions. Anyone wanting to book me, can contact me at fredericoninni@hotmail.com. I am currently writing a movie script called "Westside Side Story" and I am also producing wrestling theater.

Sean "The MiC" McCaffrey: Thanks for this interview, and now you can stop iming me all the time.