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DOI EDITOR NOTE: As people may or may not know, Jimmy Hustler has been posting drunken rants on the DOI Message Forum for some time now. Several fans have asked the DOI to make this a regular feature on the site, so whenever Jimmy gets drunk enough to write a column like this, we'll post it here. Sure there may not be much wrestling talk in it per se, but at least it's entertaining and something quick to read while you're at work, in the toilet, have 2 minutes to spare, etc. Enjoy!
A true gentleman, Jimmy Hustler
DRUNKEN STUPORS
By your host, Jimmy Hustler
I know I usually go out drinking on sunday nights but due to my incredibly long and busy weekend, which ended with a hospital visit this morning, I am just now gonna recap the weekend.
Everything started off on Friday night. I was a little short staffed at my clubs due to this being the week of Thanksgiving and 2 of my bouncers decided to go to Atlantic city, and one more was meeting up with them out there the following morning. I decided to go work at the Silver Bar myself.
So i Started the night "bouncing" there and had a few drinks there. The crowd there is the lowest class of people that you can possibly meet. So it takes extra assertiveness to be at that spot. While there, these 3 polish chicks just come strolling in like they own the fucking place when I stopped them and asked for their ID's. One of them gives me an attitude talking about "I work here". After I confirmed that, i sent her in.
A little later on a group of polish kids come in, 2 of them have no idea, they a phone call and out comes that same chick with the attitutde to tell me to let them in because they are with her. I turned to her and said "do me a favor, go inside, NOW!" Her jaw dropped but withought words, she just turned around and went back in. (this very girl is involved in the end of my night, so pay attention)
I had everything under control when i decided to call someone to take my place so I can run over to Adam's, check up on things, pay my staff.In comes my backup, Danny Demanto, around 12:30. Not five minutes later comes waddling in his better half, the other double D, dumb and dumber herself, Ms. Dana Dameson. I am not even going to get into what Danny had said about Dana how he cut her off and shit.
She must have some balls trying to talk to me like I we are best friends or something. I think she was saying something, i wasn't really paying her attention, I was trying to run my business.
Anyway, i gave Demanto instructions, briefed him on who's who and headed over to Adam's to conduct more business. I get to adam's, it looks slower than usual. have to give a shout out here to my man, Jason Static, who's been working for me both at ABC Wrestling and now at Adam's bar and Lounge. i stuck around for about 30 minutes, payed the guys when i get a phone call telling me there is a fight at the silver bar and that i should get back over there right away.
By the time I got there, the place had cleared out, some guy had a broken nose and the rest were still outside. Anyway, we cleaned up the mess, sent eveyone home and closed up early. After closing, I told the same polish girl from earlier to dont ever tell me how to do my job again and to mind her own business. She started arguing with me and the manager of the place. I made the comment "damn, this girl has a serious temper". That made her go off even more. Wow, what a woman. I love the bitchiness and fire in her. Plus now, she was started to look real cute to me.
Afterwards we all headed back to Adam's, all except for Danny, who received 3 calls from Dana within the 30 minutes I was back at the silver Bar.
Danny did not want to come hang out because he HAD to go home. (tip: Grow some balls, be a man, danny).
So the rest of us make it back to adam's where i continued my partying and drinking. Uh...I meant working.
I see the same polish chick from the silver bar, shes dancing with some dude and seems to be annoyed by him So as I am passing by her, she grabs me and starts dancing with me. Ok, i am a little surprised but i go along with it. Wow, she was such a good dancer, she started freaking me on the dance floor/ I look up to see Jay static smiling and giving me the thumbs up. Summing the results up, we were all over each other for the rest of the night, fucked around in the "back" of the club and wound up taking her home around 5:30 that morning.
Funniest part of the night was when i was getting ready to take her home, i went up to her friends and asked "before we go, what is her name?" they laughed and told me that 5 minutes before that, she asked them the same question about me. Isn't life great when you meet a sexy ass chick, hook up and dont even know their name? maybe it's just me. Oh well....
That kinda of sums up my Friday night.
I will have part 2 of my weekend when I come home tonight which talks about my saturday night fight where the one hitter quitter does it again, the gleason's show from saturday night, working at the Afterhours till 7am and the Insane, highflying luchador, Mac Daddy Drunken Flexxx.
Til then, Im out.
Jimmy Hustler
www.abcprowrestling.com
Past Drunken Stupors
Column 1- 11/5
Column 2- 11/20
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