While these awards are light hearted and not to be taken seriously, these are just jestful awards compiled from emails sent to Mike Zevon and from the wacky DOI message board fans.

In a new Year-End tradition, there will be two more sets of Year-End awards that will be posted later on today. One will feature the "DOI YEAR END INDY AWARDS", which are being compiled and written up by Sean "The MiC" McCaffrey. The other set of year-end awards are the "ROH/TNA YEAR END AWARDS", being compiled by Johnny 5/John Lynch. The reason for the two seperate sets of awards is because we here at the DOI, don't recoginize ROH or TNA as true independent promotions, as we consider them as part of the top three wrestling promotions in the United States today. If that changes in 2006, our Year-End awards will reflect that, but for 2005, we wanted to spread the love and recoginize as many people as possible, and to prevent our indy awards to be bogged down with ROH/TNA accomplishments, hence the seperate set of awards.

With that said, enjoy the first of three different types of Year-End Awards, as Mike Zevon, the DOI Message Board, fans of the DOI and the DOI itself, present to you, the Fourth Annual DOI Year-End "OUTRAGEOUS" Awards.

Should Be Offering College Courses In Fake Posting Award: Frank Goodman from Marc in the Cardboard Box

Gets More Ass Than Wilt Chamberlian Award: CM Punk from Maria in CT

Ring Rat of the Year – Chrissy Rivera – Kevin from NC

Worst booker with the best talent – Gabe Sapolsky – Frank from NY

The Nazi Germany award – Ring of Honor message board – Pete from New Hampshire

Jenny Craig award – NOT Danny Demanto – Chris from Queens

The show no one listens to award – Mike Trash’s show

Pay your bills award – Jac Sabboth – Brian from Oceanside

King Kong body double award – Billy Firehawk – Frank from Fla.

Fake poster of the year – Tie – Frank Goodman/Sean McCaffrey – Billy from Las Vegas

Part time gay phone sex operator of the year – Papadon – Brian from Oceanside

A lesson not learned award – Matt Striker – Jeff from Scarsdale

Biggest jokes on the message board awards – Xias and I’m Not Quinlan – Greg from Philly

Dogshit smelling pussy award – Dana Dameson – Jonny from Manhattan

Dunkin Doughnuts champion – Danny Demanto – Butch from Perth Amboy

Crazy Old Man with a Camera and Tight Leather Pants Award – Robert Payes – Anonymous

The O.J. Simpson Award – Slyck Wagner Brown – Frank from Florida

The Frodo Baggins Award for sucking ROH cock – Mike Johnson – Rob from PA.

The Steve Corino sucks Award – Steve Corino – D from Brooklyn

Most underrated wrestler of all time – Homicide – Sal from Coney Island

We’ll miss you most of all Award – Chris Candido - Reggie from NJ

Pussy of the Year – Danny Demanto – Bobby John from Atlantic City

Best Blow Jobs in the Queens Center Mall – Bison Bravado – Ray from NJ

Transvestite Hooker Lover Award – Ray Sager – Vince from Queens

Biggest fall from Grace Award – Mikey Whipwreck only wrestling for NYWC – Keith from NJ

Worst Ticket Seller of the Decade – Danny Demanto – Brian from Oceanside

Bloody Mary Award – Low Life Louie Ramos – Felipe from Bklyn

Best Kick in the Head Award – Low-Ki’ on anyone – Ralph from Staten Island

Best Hotline of the Year – Masked Maniac Hotline – Billy from Las Vegas

MIA Award – Mike Zevon – Cisco from New Rochelle

Best Indy Reporter – Sean “The MiC” McCaffrey – Marc with the smelly filthy Redskins Jersey from the group home

Worst Odor – Marc Adler – Everyone who sent in awards

Savior of Pro Wrestling Award – Teddy Hart – Count Von Count from Transylvania

Dan Maff Award for breaking out of a tag team Award – EC Negro

Good Riddance Award – Dana Dameson – Jonny from Manhattan

I treat my fans like shit award – Gabe Sapolsky – Greg from PA.

Obsessed Human Being of the Decade Award – Bob Barnett – Z from PA.

Worst Wrestling Reporter – Bob Magee – Angel from Strong Island

Money Mark of the Year – Anthony DeBlasi – Matt from Manhattan

Full Blown Aids Award – Tara Charisma – Jon C from Long Island

Sticky Fingers Award – Tara Bush – T. from MA.

Get off the dick award – JSWO riding Gabe Sapolskys cock like it’s a train. – Joe from Staten Island

Eat a Carrot Award – KC Blade – Jorel from the Bronx

Dutchmaster Award – Reefer – Mike from Queens

Suicide Watch Award – Ref Hanson as Johnny Damon becomes a Yankee – Sean from NY

Worst Promoter of all time – TIE – Carmine Sabia and Billy Firehawk – Frank from FLA.

The Wrestlers are Laughing Behind your Back Award – Billy Firehawk – Paul from NJ.

Welcome Back Award – The Briscoe Brothers – Eddie K. from Philly

Promotion of the Year – JAPW – John from Edison, NJ

Promotion of the Year – UXW – Brian from Oceanside

Finisher of the Year – The Titty Fuck by Mike Zevon – Dana From NJ

Liar of the Year – Billy Reil – Dana from NJ.

Tag Team of the Year – The S.A.T. – Joel from Brooklyn

Cruiserweight Wrestler of the Year – Azrieal – Ricky from NJ

Most UNBiased reporter of the year – Johnny5 from DOI – Sonny from PA.

Worst Promotion of the Year – NYWC and its main event of ticketsellers – Brian from Oceanside.

No show of the Year – TIE – Johnny Kashmere and Teddy Hart

Sellout of the Year – Jay Lethal chooses Ring of Honor over JAPW – Jesse from NJ

Best Brain & UXW Should Utilize It More Award- Kevin Kelly- Steve from Dirty Down Danbury

I hope your plane crashes and you die award – Bob Barnett – Mike from Queens

Gay wrestler of the year award – Matt Striker – Jimmy from Long Island

2 Inch Cock Award – Danny Demanto – Chrissy fron NJ

What happened to WXW Award? WXW – Vince from Queens

Gone but not forgotten Award – Spyder – Sid from New England

Homicide didn’t screw Dan Maff, Dan Maff screwed Dan Maff Award – Dan Maff – Ed from Bklyn

Indy Vendor/Male Rat Who Robs & Steals From Wrestlers and was fired by Jake, Iron Sheik & Abby Award – Eric Simms

New DOI Reporter of the Year – Chris Hyatte – Flip from South Jamaica

Ex indy rat no longer in wrestling because she tried getting wrestlers arrested – Dana Dameson – Jonny from Manhattan

A 50 year old ticket seller Award – Frankie Starz

A homosexual runner for NECW, who used to fake post as MARK Hater and bashed alot of indy wrestlers Award – Rob Marco

Danny Demanto called New Jack the N Word Award – Danny Demanto – Casey from NJ

Call the FBI on this terrorist Award – DOI Viper – Marc from Queens

Cant Handle the Truth Award – Gabe Sapolsky, Xias, GregH, I’m Not Quinlan, JSWO – Paul from PA.

Future WWE Champion Award – Harry Smith – Teddy from Canada

Hairy Chest Award – Chrissy Rivera – Frank from Fla.

Flat Ass of the Year Award – Chrissy Rivera – Kevin from NC.

Please Brush Your Tooth Marc Adler Award – Marc Adler – Dentist Joe from Queens

I wish singles night was on Friday and Saturday nights Award- Havok- Ed T. from oyster bay

Everyone knows I'm getting fired from NYWC but me Award- Papadon- John from Long Island

"Wheres my penis?" Award Danny Demanto

Eat a Carrot Award - KC Blade - Jorel from the Bronx

Most Humble award- Frank Goodman - Matt from bx

Even Kirstie Alley Says I'm Fat Award - KC Blade- Frank from Orlando

The O.J. Simpson Award - Slyck Wagner Brown - Frank from Florida

Finisher of the Year - The Titty Fuck by Mike Zevon - Dana From NJ

DannyDemanto called New Jack the N Word Award - Danny Demanto

Bald wanna be goth boy award - damian dragon - steve from CI

I got RAPED award - tara charisma - ken from east meadow

I got RAPED award - billy firehawk - tony from howard beach

King of the Buffet Line award - Danny Demanto - jeff from bay shore

Farthest Pimple Pop Shot award - Brian Wittenstein- frank from 'parts unknown'

Can Make You Squirt More Than A Super Soaker Award- Brian Wittenstein - from Dexter in Boston

Queen of the Rats award - The ex indy rat no longer in wrestling because she tried getting wrestlers arrested - Rob from PA

King of the Stalkers award - A California Lawyer who is obsessed and stalks Rob Feinstein - Rob from PA

BIGGEST PUSSY IN WRESTLING AWARD: ANTHONY DEBLASI from Mike Ryan

She needs a Venus Razor Award- Chrissy Rivera- Kevin from NC

Shit breath award - Jimmy Hustler - Danny from Queens

I'll smack you in the face award and you'll stand there and take it - Pinkie Sanchez - Jorel from Bronx

Male rat of the year - CM Punk from- Ross in PA

Longest running shows award - UXW - from Dick V in KC

Biggest asshole award - Slmms - from Dick V in KC

Biggest mark award - Firehawk - from Dick V in KC

Funniest nickname award - NeckFat- from Dick V in KC

Most Pathetic award - (tie) DeManto & DeBlasi - from Dick V in KC

Ugliest Rat award - (tie) Rivera and Dana- from Dick V in KC

Why is my penis burning after fucking you award- CJ O'Doyle- Chrissy from NJ

Everyone thinks I don't read and fake post on message boards because I have a family now award- Mike Zevon- from Boris Karloff in Orlando, Florida

The Best Slave in wrestling award- ANTHONY "NECKFAT" DEBLASI - from Bud Abbott in Orlando, Florida

The BIGGEST PUSSY wrestling award- ANTHONY "PussyBoy" DEBLASI - from Little Dick Dudley in Orlando, Florida

Best Concussion-like Injury Award - Josh Cody…..submitted by his Mom/sister/cousin, TN

Best Moustache Award - Chrissy Rivera…..submitted by Her Hair stylist, Olga Rottencrotch

Best Skin Tags Award - Gino Moore……submitted by The Purple Bump, Gino’s neck

Best Imitation of a Twig Award - HSK…..submitted by ticket buyers everywhere

Flatulent Walrus Award - Danny Demanto…..submitted by Nanook the Eskimo, Waterclit Canada (Gee, Danny has fans everywhere.)

What Do You Mean I Ain’t Famous? Award - Papadon….submitted by Havoc, Somewhere out back, smoking jack.

Ow, My Head Hurts Award - Ian Rotten….submitted by Mickie Knuckles and everyone else who loves him which is…well….Mickie Knuckles

Biggest Fucking Coward in Wrestling Award - New Jack….Name withheld by request. (Pssst…. Hey, New Jack…his initials are A.D.)

Best Tan Award - Carmine Sabia…….submitted by His action figures, his house.

The JUST LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE ALREADY Award - 3 way tie
Tammy ( Just fucking stop it. Hasn't she been through enough? )
April ( Fun's fun, but this latest shit is real. Give it a fucking rest. )
Talia ( What did SHE do? What did she DO to deserve the shit being thrown at her? Not a God Damned thing. )
From the Wizard of ID

The I wish I was Matt Striker Award - Anthony DeBlasi

The I wish I was Mike Johnson Award - Anthony DeBlasi

The I wish I had balls Award - Anthony DeBlasi

The I wish I had a girlfriend Award - Anthony DeBlasi

The I wish I wasn't such a big PUSSY Award - Anthony DeBlasi

The I wish I could see my dick without a mirror Award - Anthony DeBlasi

The I wish I wasn't a huge MARK Award - Anthony DeBlasi

The I wish Frank Goodman wouldn't whip me so hard Award - Anthony DeBlasi

From the Wiz of ID
The CALLING IT LIKE IT IS Award: The MiC
The HE'S HERE, HE'S ALWAYS HERE Award: Viper
The HE'S NOT BIASED, HE'S MY BROTHER Award: Johnny 5
The THANKS FOR MAKING ME SMARTER THAN I WAS A SECOND AGO Award: Hyatte
The HE'S GOT THE 'ROID RAGE - SO WHY DIDN'T HE GET ANY BIGGER? Award: Zevon
The BIGGEST DOI MARK Award: Me

Master of Ceremonies at the Puerto Rican Day Parade Award- Alicia- Pedro from San Juan

All I Want For Christmas Is The Club - Talia

If Alundra Blayze Got Famous From Doing It, I Know I Can Too - Jimmy Jacobs

That Bulldog Will Bite You In The Ass And Then Bark At You - Harry Smith

They Should Meet Eminem And Kim Mathers - April Hunter And Slyk Wagner Brown

Gilligan Got Off The Damn Island Faster Than A Show Ended For - UXW

Every Alcoholic Can Die Happy Now - PWU Announces Sandman vs. Jake The Snake Roberts

Oh My Ass, Goodman Raped Me Award- Billy Firehawk from Brian W in MA

From “Academy Award Announcer”
Hair I Am (even though its' not real) Award
Gino Moore

I'll See You At The Show (Not Really) Award
Carmine Sabia
(accepting the award for Carmine will be his mother)

Call An Ambulance (I Think I Am Hurt) Award
Little Romeo

Merchandiser Of The Year Award
3-Count Promotions

Chant Of The Year
K-Mart Shopper

He's Gonna Hurt Me Award
Chris Sandell

Atlantic City's Best (yeah right) Promoter
Rainmaker

Biggest Fake Poster on DOI Boards
Mark C

Biggest steroid abuser - Kevin Matthews from Danny Demanto

BEST 'I LOOK LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER AWARD: Mike Johnson from The Funker

Hugged Joey Styles Like Styles Came Home From Iraq Award- Mike Johnson- from Tim R in Maryland

Makes More Money on Lords of the Ring Hobbit Merchandise than on His Wrestling Website- Mike Johnson- from Tim R. in Maryland And now from the home offices in Fort Lauderdale, FL

The Top 10 DeBlasi Awards

10. The My Mother Wishes She Miscarried Award - Deblasi
9. The Frank Goodman's Sperm Bank is My Anus Award - Deblasi
8. The I'm a Virgin and Rats Like Hands Mahoney won't fuck me award - Deblasi
7. The Danny Demanto's Ass is more attractive than me award - Deblasi
6. The My neck looks like a cunt award - Deblasi
5. The Frank Goodman Put MY Checking Account in the Figure Four Award - Deblasi
4. The Masked Maniac Memorial Best BJ Award - Deblasi
3. The I Make Xias Look Straight Award - Deblasi
2. The We Wish Your Dad Wore A Condom/Wish your mother just gave head, and swallowed you - Deblasi

and the number 1 Deblasi Award

The biggest cunt, pussy, vagina, clitoris, labia, mons pubis, uterus, fallopian tubes, ovaries, twat, fur burger, etc. in all the world - Deblasi

THE 'IM A FAT ORPHAN CAUSE MY PARENTS DRUNK AND DROVE' AWARD goes to TIM ROWE aka David Letterman wannabe. From the Funker

From Tiny Tim
The Best DAMN Bellringer in Pro Wrestling Award, Tiny Tim.

The Best Indy Referee in Heaven, Johnny Bellswinger.

The Obsessed with Puppies Award, Jerry Lawler.

The 1001 Ways to get my Belt Back Award, Jeff Jarrett.

The Only Men That Have Not Raped Tara Charisma Award, Tiny Tim and Gordo the Wizard of ID.

The Best from Canada Award, Gordo the Wizard of ID.

The Beer Drinkers Award, It's a Tie folks, The Sandman and The MIC.

The Hellraiser Pinhead and Prophet Off Spring Award, The Purifier.

Loses More Money Than Ray Sager at the Borgota Award- Daisy Firehawk- from Mark S. in Neptune, NJ

From LC Queenz:
The Who's Your Daddy Award - The dude (or kid) who knocked up Dawn Marie

The mark with the most autographs on one belt award - Billy Firehawk

The most ridiculous crowd dance which makes you look like an idiot award - Bentley Bounce

The please turn off the microphone after 5 minutes or else we will be listening for an hour award - New Jack

The most famous crowd chant that we never actually hear the crowd chant award - Ouch Ouch Ouch!!!

Breaks Bread With Jesus Award- Bobby Reidel- Johnny O from Long Island

Breaks Other Things Open With Priests Award- Bobby Reidel- Johnny O from Long Island

The Only Person More Sane With His Religious Ramblings is the Ultimate Warrior Award- Million Dollar Man- Johnny O from Long Island

Is Really An Oompah-Loompah Award- Dan Barry from Frank in Florida

Biggest Fake Poster Award- Joel Grayson from Manny T in Kew Gardens

Everyone Forgot About You Award- Billy Reil- from Brian in Philly

No One Forgot About You Award- Chris Candido- from The Hippie in Central Park

Please Quit Award- Keenan Quinn- from Chuck in NJ

President of The Johnny Ace Fan Club Award- Keenan Quinn- Matt from Sayerville, NJ

Stay the Fuck Away From Hanson Award Part I- Ref Garry from Sean in NJ

Stay The Fuck Away From Hanson Award Part II: Cary Silken from Gabe in Philly

Stay The Fuck Away From Hanson Award Part III: Keenan Quinn from Big K in the Carolinas

Hubba-Hubba Award: Krissy Vaine from Keenan in his stained bed sheets

Should Be Locked Inside an All You Can Eat Buffet- Every Cruiserweight in Jersey- From Every Real Wrestling Promoter

You Left Me For JAPW Award: Archadia from Hyena in NJ

Nicest Staircase for a Locker Room Award: AWA from Eric C in Jersey

Make Sure To Use the "Water Bottle Toilet" Award: Adolfo from Pete in Boonton

Has More Three and Out's Than The New York Jets- Pete Ferriero from Ricky in Hackensack

I Still Can't Believe I'm Doing This Shit Award- Terry Funk from Dusty in GA

Always A Problem Award: Carmine Sabia from Justin in BX

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Someone Get Me A Tissue Award: Ma Viper from Big Bad Jay

Plugs His Hotline More Than A Porn Star Gets Plugged- Z-Barr from Johnny K in Philly

Delivers Your Chinese Food In 30 Minutes Or Less Award- Bison Bravado- from Joel in Forest Hills

Mike Zevon
mikezevon@hotmail.com