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After lying in a hospital bed for almost 10 days, I got flatlined by the WWE. Rawecdown, is there any fucking difference? The reture of KYJ? what happened, TNA finally realized after the Scott Hall debacle that maybe they ought to lay off former WWE guys? What happened to Y2J's music career? Now avalible from K Tel's one hit womder series?

The whole fuckin set up was a joke, Ric Flair annouces he'll never retire, Vince says as long as he doesn't lose a match. Sets up the Randy Orton legend killer match, a bunch of tearful goodbyes in the back. The inevitable run in so KYJ gets a title shot. Considering I watched this whacked on pain killer and lying in a puddle of my own juices, I question a promotion who most over guys will be eligle for SSI in the coming months. How old is Findley anyway? Flair is over 60, HBK looks like shit and did I see Barry windham lurking in the background last Monday ? Good think I was hooked up to Oxygen or I would have died watching this.

And this isn't a work. I had complications due to surgery and almost bought it. Watching the three WWE programs on hospital TV almost made me want to rip out my IV's and crawl to the nearest bar. They just killed the only good thing in ECW with the Kelly Kelly Balls thing. Typical Vince, he probably wants a hummer from Kelly and Balls will probably be at JAPW this weekend. So now I'm home and ready for some Total Non Stop Assclenching

Oh shit I nodded out. The Cock and Rave Connection? Black Dust and Relic ( That's killer misspelled) wasn't Relic a cool monster movie about a big monster who ate people, Why doesn't it eat Russo and end this shit? Run in as the slut takes it in the head with a slap jack. Hoyt is wearing a whiteboy T shirt? How fuckin gay. Ain't the first time Hemme has been hit in the face with a sack.

Cornette's office Feast or Fired ? Morgan hits his head because he left the cases with Crystal or whatever the untalented slut of the week is.Team 3 Douche, actually now it is three douches barge into Cornette's office. Bubba says Cornette has no balls , notice how Borash's face lights up whenever balls are mentioned. Black Machismo and the MCG challenge for a ladder match later.

The Asshole , I mean Angle Alliance hits the ring and gives Christian and hour to decide to join them. Fuck this, I gotta pee. ODB chugs something out of a flask. I think I'm in love. Even minus a prostate this bitch gets me hot. She takes on Gail Kim. Good match back & forth. ODB looks like her tits are going to pop out. ODB ko's Kim with her flask I just love a hardcore bitch. Big Daddy V , I mean Queen Kong comes out. ODB chugs the flask and bails. Kong goes to power bomb Kim , but Kim kicks out as Security hits the ring.

Feast or Fired stuff Morgan makes a match with Senshi and The Fallen Angel. Didn't Low Ki just quit TNA, guess this will be his swan song before going back to the $100 a night indy pay offs. Elix Skipper is special ref ? Why do I see Morgan going against Cornette soon.

Three good indy shows this weekend and I can't leave the house, so I got to settle for this shit.JB interviews Tomko. Tomko's take is that now he's going to do what he wants to do, like stand around and do nothing like the day you were hired?

Oh fuck , a new commentator to futher confuse things. Hermie Sandler? Sparky Plug ? No how about Softcore Holly. Senshi vs Daniels is up and Hermie talks like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples. Eric Young is shown driving a limo with Booker, Kaz, Joe and Nash. Nice to see he has found a job option as Russuo continues to ass rape this fed.

Daniels just pinned Senshi. In the back the Old Age Outlaws talk to Morgan .RD & Billy argue as Roxy says the case is cursed. Face it, this whole fuckin company is cursed. Now a sit down interview with Father Mitchel. Great charcter Mitchel, you just know Chris Abyss is going to bleed like Queen Kong on the rag tonite. No, too much excitment, have to wait until next week.

Petey Willians is in the back showing off his muscles. Another waste of talent as he imitates Arnold I can't spell his last name. He takes a case with Petey on it. Remember when this guy used to be good? No, I didn't think so. I'm starting to miss Firehawk's Cyberspace shows as they we better than this shit. You think Russo will bring him back from the dead? Only if Big Daddy V gets released.

Did anyone find out which dumpster Scott Hall passed out behind? Angle and CO are in the ring waiting for Christian. Christian comes out with Roode. Roode joins the Alliance. Christian says Roode needs these guys, I do not. Christian calls Angle a coniving SOB. The instant classic is the real world champ. Christian runs down Tomko & AJ. and says he should be the leader. They all shke hands. You just know Christain is going to get his ass whipped before the show is over.

Joe , Nash, Booker, Young, and Sharmell come out. Joe calls for a ten man tag. Horse Lips calls for the match to night and calls out Sharmel. Sharmell and Karen brawl before their husbands separte them. Crystal interviews 3 Douche . Bubba say Crystal is Devons type, small , dumb & white. Gee arent you sodomising Johnny Devine, so I guess you have the same taste in bitches. They let Spike go and kept this idiot? Russo, you should star in German Scat porn.

I think I need to be put back on oxygen. Give me my pain meds, make this shit stop. Ok, I got it back together. Now we'll have two cluster fuck main events. I'd rather drive a nail through the head of my cock than by a TNA PPV. I'd pay Mad Man Pondo $1000 bucks to run in and lay all these fuckers out with his stop sign. Hey, I can dream , can't I?

The last case has Scott Steiner's name on it. More ranting. More friction as Morgan says everything flies over Crystal's head. Hell ,she probably got her job by giving head. Ladder match up. next. Macho & the Guns take out 3 Douche. Lethal sets up the ladder, but DeSwine cuts him off. Sabin cuts off DeSwine. Devon climbs the ladder and is knocked off by Shelly. Comercial break. Gotta piss again. Can't smoke weed with a colapsed lung, where are my pain killers?

Snoopdog has a TV show? Figures it's on this shitty channel. Gee we lost Pacman , but we got Donkey Kong. Love those pain killers. Bubba is going to climb the ladder, Bubba actually suplexes Lethal off the ladder in the move of the night. DeSwine and Shelly do a cool ladder bump. Devin is clothlined off the ladder by Sabin.Bubba nails Lethal with a Kendo stick and DeSwine gets the belt. More Mitchell interview. Calls Chris Abyss's mother a crazy old ginch. Mitchell calls out Abyss for next week.

Good ten man tag actually , Takes these guys about an hour to get to the ring .Tons of over the top rope stuff. Nash even teased a tope., but I think he had a hangnail Young drop kicks Christian, holding a chain , into Roode for the pin. predictable beatdown on Christian with AJ trying to make the save as they go off the air. Wow how exciting. First time I watched this shit without being drunk, stoned or blown by a hooker. I'll probably do it again next week if I can get a script for medical Marijuana. Word to the wise, in all seriousness, take care of your health. What happened to me was a million in one chance and now I could be fucked for about six months. If my shit entertains you , cool. I know Sean gets a kick out of it. My best to all the guys at JAPW as I can even go to shows until this shit get resolved. If you ain't got your health, you ain't got shit.

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