Recapping all the nonsense from last week
Christans Revenge is the title of this show? I'm already depressed.
Someones getting fired this week. If its Russo I might actually get wood.
Cristian comes out to bore me to death. Actually he puts himself over big time . Then says he's a prick and likes it that way. Let me get this straight , you like pricks? A "you suck "chant breaks out . This has gone beyond normal faggotry.
Roode and Angle vs Christian and a partner of his choice.
Angle & Roode comes out with Horselips. Angle says nobody in TNA likes you. Kurt, your teamed up with the most useless wrestler in TNA, he couldn't get over if he cut his nuts off and tossed them to the crowd. You think anybody likes you, your sadly mistaken
Roode calls Christan a scumbag. JB has Tomko and AJ in the back. Tomko compares AJ to Dion Sanders. More bullshit.
West and Tenay put over tonight's waste of electricity. The Feast or Fired cases will be opened tonight. Wow , the suspense is killing me.
Petey Williams is back with the bimbo. He can get 50 grand, trade his case, or keep his case. Is this Let's Make a Deal, where's Monte Hall? Oh, I just dated myself and wrestling was actual wrestling back in the days of Monte.
Softcore Holly joins the announce team. All the holders of the cases come out, Williams, Daniels, BJ, and Steiner.This is a 4 way match? I'm confused and gotta take a piss.
Winner of the match can take the 50 grand, keep the case or trade the case. The Old Age Outlaws seems to have issues.Anything goes in this match. Can you spell clusterfuck?
Daniels and BJ seems to be working together. That doesn't last long. Wiliams get two on Daniels. Steiner gets the win on Williams. Borash comes in and stares at Steiner's crotch.
Cash or case , what's your decision? He trades cases with Petey Williams. We go to commercial and I reach for my Vicodens.
A commercial for a new Rambo movie? Wow, these pain killers kick ass. I thought Rambo died. 70's action stars on a comeback. Next Bronson will rise from the dead.
Petey Williams gets the first case. I think I'm gonna be sick he says. You echo the sentiments of all of us viewers, Petey. He gets a title shot.
Kaz interview. He has a match with Relish. Cage wants him to be his partner. Kaz says " lets close our eyes and ponder this" He runs away .
Relish attacks Kaz. Kaz gets the upper hand as we go to commercial. Damn it, I wish I could fire one up, but I still got lung problems. To bad I can' t chase this pain killer with a little vodka. Gotta behave or I'll be as dead as Scott Hall's career.
Kaz over Relish in a decent match. Blackdust comes in with his rat, no not Hemme. He puts the rat in the bag and over Kaz's head. Security runs in.
Angelina Love and Velvet Sky are with Borash. Take two good Indy Girls and give them porn star names. Borash is nevous around women, it really shows. The girls drop a couple of inuendos. Borash goes looking for Rave and Hoyt to set up a three way after the show.
Jackie is in the back with Silicone Valley acting really wasted. Jackie pours beer on Tits. Roode talks down to her as usual. I hate this fuckin guy, he has the charisma of a turd.
Ladies Match Jackie kicks the ovaries out of Velvet Sky. Brooks tags in and beats the crap out of Velvet Pie. Angelina gets in and gets in a lot of offence. Angelina gets the win with a roll up. Brooks and Jackie have it out, Roode breaks it up. Roode goes off on Brooks as the fan looks on. Sharmel come out and gets in Roode's face. He calls Sharmel a street walker. Booker hits the ring. Why does Roode have a job? Please phone Vince, get put on Smackdown so we never have to see your untalented ass again.
Another Rambo commercial, I wasn't hallucinating? A new Rocky , now a new Rambo? Isn't Sly eligible for Social Security benifits now? More pain killers, please.
This first hour seems like a lifetime. Hope I can keep awake. Christan goes in and wakes up Nash, who looks like Rip Van Winkle. Nash says he's busy. I do what I do best, sit around, do nothing , and get paid. Nash is the most honest guy on the roster.
Mitchel calls out Abyss. I'll bet Abyss will bleed like the women's division on their collected period. Mitchell runs down the whole Chris Abyss saga. Mother shooting father, jail time, yadda yadda. Lights go out Judas appears with a barbed wire noose. Abyss is bleeding, then eats a chair. Abyss hands are tied as Judas beats the shit out of him with the chair.Like nobody saw this coming. You know Russo watches gay porn bondage DVDs to get his booking ideas.
Ad for Halloween, with a "shocking" alternate ending. Fuck you, I wasted $10 bucks to be let down in the theater. Why do these cocksuckers in hollywood insist on ruining classic horror movies?
Booker is with Borash. Guess they think a feud with Booker will get Roode over. Guess again. Christan asks Booker to be his partner. Booker blows him off.
"Veryfat "Chris Harris comes out ranting and raving. He's got Booker. I think I'll go take a dump as we know the outcome of this one. Now I feel better. Nice to job out one of your original guys to a former WWE guy. Way to go Vinnie Ru. Has Eugene returned your calls yet?
Time to open another case.BG James is next. Borash is actually rubbing BG 's back. He gets the tag title shot. BG says his partner is yet to be determined. Crystal is with Dustin , more psycho drama then Kaz jumps him and beats him down.
Lumberjack Match with DeSwine Dudley vs Lethal. DeSwine is tossed out and whipped by the X Division Lumberjacks. Lethal gets tossed out and the guys don't touch him. DeSwine slides under the ring . Odds are he'll come out with Bubba's dick in his mouth after the commercial.
I was wrong, the lumberjacks are beating the crap out of him. Lethal gets the pin and the guys take turns whipping him. Team 3 Douche comes out and do nothing. Good, I was sick of listening to Blubba last week. Time to open another case
Chis Daniels turn. He's fired. I guess Eugene did return Russo's calls. Good move , firing one of your original guys, you stupid sperm burper. Steiner gets the X Division title shot. What booking genius , what complete bullshit. I thought Lo Ki quit? What a bunch of crap.
Cage tries to get Soma Joe. Joe goes off on Cage. Joe makes a lot of bleeped suck my dick comments. Guess that just about sums up what this company is all about. Now it's a handicap match.
Christian sort of holds his own against Angle & Roode. Lots of near falls.Angle kicks Christian in the nuts and Roode gets the pin. What a waste of two hours Post match beatdown ,again.AJ comes out as Angle spits on Cage.AJ just stands there. Next week it's a Holiday Spectacular. What are they going to do , ass rape Santa Claus?
On a personal note, I didn't make the PWS show last Sunday, but I heard about the Trent Acid situation. A lot of people use the term" old school" . The old school way we used to handle a friend who got in Trent's shape was to chain him to a radiator and watch him until the shit got out of his system. It's called tough love and if you care about a friend, you try to help. Yeah, it's harsh, but how many guys have we lost this year? I, personally, lost a few friends to drugs. Get this kid in rehab . He was a talented performer and needs fuckin help. I get tired of reading obituaries. Read way too many this year. Just my opinion.
42nd Street Pete
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