I know I was supposed to be away, but shit happens, so I get punished by watching this.It was actually watchable live, but you know Vinnie Ru is reaching into his empty bag of tricks and Dutch is happy that people watched his "wrasslin" show last week and Jeff & Johnny swapped spit in the men's room.

So Wrestlemania was a big success for TNA as they did their best to look bush league. Got one WWEer sent home, set up a Flea Market booth across from the Stadium, and proved that they are the K-Mart of pro wrestling. Look at it this way WWE=Shoprite Food Stores TNA=Piggly Wiggly Stores. Ya just feel bad for the employees. So just my luck to have a relapse, miss my trip, & have to watch this shit. Well, I rolled 13 joints for the ride, guess I'll need 'em to get me through the next two hours.

Joe /Angle, Joe loses, Joe leaves wrestling. Joe just signed a contract, what ,are we stupid? I ask myself that as I'm watching this. Joe has to win because Kurt is becoming a human bobble head. Rumor has it that his neck is shot. Besides its time a non former WWEer gets the strap. Not that I have any inside info, because I don't, I just feel it';s Joe's turn now. Oh, Kurt will be around. He'll probably manage Brock Lesnar after Brock wins the World Table Tennis Finals in Jakarta , Indonesia. Brock /Joe is intriguing and will probably happen. I get real Philisophical on herbs & pain killers.

Tonights episode: Morgan's Mess. Did Matt shit himself? Cornette ranting & raving at Borash. Morgan made some stupid descision. Team Tomko gets a 5th man. Sting /Storm, Brooks/ Banks, Tomko/AJ vs Cage/Rhino. Team Tomko & 3D is out.I'd rather scratch my balls than listen to this. Bubba cuts a kis ass promo, Bubba thanks Morgan for the 5th member, James Storm. Storm comes out with Jackie. I never understood this, a redneck & a black chic. Team Cage comes out. Cage cuts a pretty good promo, calls out Morgan. Team Tomko high fives Morgan

Cage cuts a promo on Morgan. Morgan says he don't care. Cage tells him he doesn't mind four on five, but he has an ace up his sleeve. Angle arrives with Borash drooling over him. Eric Young runs up and says Suer Eric will be here tonight, great, I'll go take a 5 minute dump during that match. Ironman commercial looks good, probably will suck.

Steiner is trying to run over Petey. Relic the Bull cuts a promo with Blackdust, The Drpping Cock Connection & Christy Hemariod. These people make me sick. Lance asks who wants to get infected tonight? Anybody who fucks Christy or Rave thats who. Eric Young is in the crowd with one of the Highspotters,Gory.

MCMGs & LAX against the monsters of rock Good match as Cock & Slave get the piss knocked out of them. Commercial. Back as LAX is kicking ass . Hewrnadez kills everone then gets the pin. Beat down by the monsters, Kaz hits the ring, Hoyt beats him down, look ,up in the stands, it's Super Eric!! I just threw up in my mouth. He cleans house. I just hurled on my shoes. Super Eric is standing tall. I just punched my widescreen. It's over, I killed my TV because of Vince Russo. Now I'll have to hunt that motherfucker down & kill him. No more movies, no more porn, my set is ,wait a picture is coming on. Just in time for rough cut with more of how Billy Gunn always hated & carried Road Dog who really gives a fuck about these has beens? Watching a feud with these two would make a maggot gag.

Lets see ,without Road Dog, you were one half of the Smoking Guns, Rockabilly, a Fag, An Assman, without a doubt ,a great run. Sit down interview with Kong & her interpeter Quik Keque. I turned the sound off on put on a Cheech & Chong CD, Sorry ,I'm anti raghead ,so this gimmik, to me, blows.

Storm is out ranting, who cares? Is Sting gonna put him over ?Tomko/AJ vs Cage/Rhino up now. Cage is isolated for most of the match. Several tags that the ref didn't see Rhino gores the ref, unprettier on Tomko , big gore on AJ, tean 3D his the ring , Nash hits, er.. walks to the ring with a chair. Cornette dqs Rhino as we go to commercial.

Cornette is ragging on Morgan. Morgan says he'll ref the Storm /Sting match. More embarrassment for Jay Lethal. This week they are in a hot tub. Watch Sonjay piss in it, he does show up. What a steaming ,maggot infested ,pile of Ru.

Exlax Skipper vs Stone Crab. Exlax jumps Stonecrab. Sharkboy stomps Exlax. . Crabby misses an elbw and eats a boot. Stone crab is getting sauted by Exlax. Crabby with a drop kick. Crabby "Austin's" up.. Skipper with a guillitine leg drop. Stonecrab stunner for the win. Actully a decent match. Tracy in the back with Crystal. Tracy cuts a lousey promo. Velvet & Love give her some shit.

Crystal with Sharkboy. Curryman comes out. "That's the fishin line" cause Sharkboy said so. I want to pull my eyes out. Brooks/Banks. Tracy has the upper hand . Skanks gets some kicks in. Tenay shills about WWE wrestlers in trouble for being in the crowd. Text 1.800TNASUCKSBALLS.com. Tracy gets the pin. All the girls start running in . In a Russo moment, Sharmel clears the ring with a belt. Commercial.

This Ruins movie looks cool. Sharmel & Booker argue, Sharmel shuts him up.More Samoa Joe training footage. None of this is making me want to buy this PPV. Anyone selling decoders, cheat boxes? You got a customer right here.

Kurt is walking to the ring wearing a suit. Kuet cuts a promo. Kurt wants Joe to sign a legal document saying he 'll quit wrestling. Steiner come out ,calls out the winner of Lockdown. Steiner tells Kurt he won't win. The shemale scratches her balls.

Morgan pitches a reverse cage match with the Knockouts. Cornette tells Morgan he's fired if he fucks up tonight. Cornette and Borash steal Morgan's idea. Sting/Storm up next

Sting pummels Storm as expected. Sting tosses Storm down the cramp. Storm hits the wall twice. Back in the ring Jackie grabs an ankle Storm gets him down .Commercial for 21 . Back action, Sting comes back. Sting hits a superplex for 2. Storm gets the bat, Morgan takes it away and throws it to Sting. Sting gets the pin on Storm. Team Tomko hits the ring, then team cage . Morgan is on team cage.Great ,another big guy that Team Tomko will have to sell for.Well, Matt has been there ,for what, about a year? And hasn't done anything except being Cornettes bitch.

Watched the WWE Hall of Fame stuff last week.Nice that they gave Flair the respect he deserved. I first saw Flair on the old Championship Wrestling from Florida show, then with cable I saw him on Georgia Championship Wrestling, then Mid Atlantic. This is when wrestling was actual wrestling. I went to the Eddie Graham Sportatorium a bunch of times to see guys like Blackjack, Kevin Sullivan, The Road Warriors,Flair, Abby, Dusty, Barry, Rotundo,& the rest. We were big enough marks to actually charter a plane and fly down a few times. It was fuckin awesome back then.

The farewell address on Raw was a classy thing too. Especially when the Horseman, Steamboat, Race, his family, & the whole locker room came out. I was reminded of better time ,when the fans could see World Class, Florida, Georgia, Mid Atlantic, Mid South, Southwest, & a lot of others. What do we have now, two choices that both suck. No intiguing feuds, no credible storylines, and fucking untalented big men. What was the line from Meatloaf, "it was long ago and so far away , but it was so much better than it is today" Truer words were never spoken.

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