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Monday Night Wars part 2: The Road To Bankruptcy
Recap: Terry, you'll wind up in a wheelchair, Terry think of Nick & Brooke, Terry, Linda said she would give you back your toilet seat, You can't ,Terry ,you promised the boys you wouldn't do this. 42P takes several bong hits then drifts off. Main event Time: Abyss & AJ are first out. Hogam & Flair brawl on the ramp.Hogan hits the big boot, then a leg drop. Flair cuts an artery & bleeds buckets. The Pope & Kurt Angle hit the ring. Mr Kennedy Anderson runs to the ring, but pulls a hangnail and is carried to the back.

Homicide, Wolfe, & the Brits take out Angle, Pope, & Abyss. AJ hits Hogan with a chairshot and he cuts an artery. Team 3D runs in for the save, but they are ambushed by, oh shit, it's The Bushwackers. Butch & Luke beat the shit out of Bubba & Devon. RVD's music hits andhe runs out to be cut off by two masked men who beat him down. The two unmask & it's Jerry Lynn & Paul Heyman.

In the back the Band has laid out Beer Money,MCMGs, Gerneration Next, Lethal Consequences, & Morgan & Hernandez. hall calls for a survey, then pukes on Xpac's shoes. Back in the ring, Hogan is bleeding buckets, Abyss is chained to the ring while the heels take turns beating on Hogan. Dixie Carter comes to the ring & all the heels bail. Carter stands over a bloody Hogan, then pulls off a mask. Holy fuck, it's Vince McMahon!! Vinnie Mack. Vince screams into Hogan's bloody face " Fuck with me , you ungratefull bitch!!". Linda hogan comes to the ring and hands Vince a barbed wire bat. Vince nails Hogan with repeated bat shots. No make it stop, make this shit go away. oh, fuck, i dozed off and was dreaming. No more late afternoon bong hits for this boy. Now onto tonights abortion.

TNA: Thunder & Nitro Again

Hogan & Abyss come out. Hogan is wearing the yellow & red. I gag. Hogan wants to do this right now. Half the crowd cheers, the other half is dead. Dixie promises the marks $100 each if they cheer for the whole show. I smell a swerve. Flair & AJ come out. AJ has a Flair robe on. Didn't we see this twin crap with Scott Steiner & Petey williams? This is VERY gay.

Flair &Aabyss start out and Flair takes a clumsy move from Abyss. AJ & Flair are beating the crap out of Hogan & Abyss. Lights go out, then Sting appears. Sting heels out on Hogan & Abyss . Hogan visibly blades. Sting, Flair & AJ leave. A bloody Hogan yells 'this ain't over", no shit, an hour & 50 minutes to go. Hogan calls for a no DQ match later, like this wasn't.

Sting grabs Dixie Carter by the throat, making her cum in her pants. "I owe you nothing" he screams. The ultimate money mark is now an on camera personality. Flair cuts agreat promo. No shit, Flair still has it and Hogan never had it. Flair could be dead two years and he'd still work better than Hogan. Abyss is in the back screaming "Why , sting , why?. He should be screaming why do they make me a bloody cookie monster week after week.

I just rolled one up. Gonna need it to get through this. Sent the old lady to the liquor store. too bad I can't get absinthe, it might actually make this watchable. Commercial for the official TNA caterer, Burger king. Kaz comes out, then Daniels, then Williams. All three argue. Kaz calls Daniels a selfish prick. Speaking of pricks, Bishoff comes out and makes this a three way right now. Williams takes it , then is attacked by a trannie, oh,it's Shannon Moore. Bishoff says he the # 1 contender and has a title shot at Masturbation X. Wonder who blew who to make happen. The Orlando Jordan Young Boy on a Pole Match has been scrapped.

This match was at the 30 minute mark so there was two minutes of brawling, but no wrestling. Dixie Carter gives Sting a mystery opponent who Taz gives away with a 420 reference. The writers should all take a 420 break and maybe this would make sense. Dixie looks really pissed. Think somebody smartened her up? More Burger King commercials and one for 5 Hour Energy. A gallon of that couldn't keep this from putting me to sleep.

Knockouts Tag title with Sarita/Wilde, Tara/Love, & The Beautiful Peeholes. Daffney nails Tara and the Peeholes take the straps. The opening match at WSU last Saturday blew this shit away. Borash drools as they pour bubbly over each other. Al three Peeholes have the belts. The Female Fabulous Freebirds. I think I just shit myself. Wolfe nails the Pope in the back with a chain on his bad ankle. Guess Spong bubba wrote this racist shit after Kong owned his cracker ass.

Wrangler Jeans commercial. These are now made in Mexico, hence the loose fit.

Sting out at 9:56. RVD squashes him. Stings beat the shit out of him with the bat. What a debut. Hogan tries to make the save, but Sponge Bubba holds him back with 87 security guards. RVD is getting killed, but they hold Hogan back.Is this Blade Runner Sting or NWO Sting? I missed Two and a Half Men for this shit? What is the combined IQ of the writers, 67?. Sting nails Hogan in the gut with the bat. He might have internal injuries. We can only hope.

So far I wasted 50 minutes of my life on this. People should go to that convention Dixie Carter is appearing at and tea bag her. Nash & Eric Young call out Hall & Xpac. Hall says they aren't doing anything until they get big money contracts. Bishoff say if the beat Nash & EY at Masturbation X, they can have them, if they don't ,they are gone. Xpac slaps EY and Bishoff makes the match for now, EY takes out Xpac with a pile driver.

Vince must be rubbing one out over how bad this is. Someone could make bank if they put on an actual show with wrestling on it instead of this salad tossing, sperm burping WWE wannabe. Dereck Gordon was a booking genius compared to this shit.

A bunch of soldiers come in. Maybe the're going to shut down the show because it violates Homeland Security. No its part of the Angle/ Anderson?/ medal / angle. Is there any wrestling on this show? God , WSU was so good, watching this is like having someone piss in your eyes. Angle cuts the big God Bless America promo .Only in America could you get away with something like TNA. Anywhere else in the world the writers would have been shot by now. Angle beats up Ole's kid and throws him over the top rope for the soldiers to beat on for awhile. Angle stands over his battered carcass with the flag.

30 minutes to go. Now a mouthwash commercial, no comment. Hogan is in the back with Sponge Bubba & Abyss. Earl Hebner comes in asking for his job back. Hogan gives it to him with the condition that if the no DQ match gets outof control. Earl will stop it. Why do you think they call it no DQ? Because it will get of control, you moron. Jarrett has to take on Beer Money in a handicap match. Jarrett & Storm argue, then fight. Foley breaks it up. They take it out to the ring and Foley is the ref. Beyond bad. Commercial with So Cal Val & Borash in the rain or under a shower. I just threw up in my mouth.

Hogan, Abyss and Brooke in the back crying. Brooke, not Abyss. Bad acting runs in the Hogan family

Main event at 10:59. Flair blades and bleeds like a bitch. Abyss gets some shots in. Flair nails Hogan in the balls.Wait, doesn't Linda still have them? AJ tags in and beats on Hogan ,who is bleeding again. Flair is a bloody mess. Abyss pins AJ . Wolfe runs into attacK Hogan. the pope runs in. then, suprise, Jeff Hardy runs in with the ankle bracelet toend the show.

So much for The Hogan Knows What's Best for Wrestling Show. This show sucked big, sweaty, diseased donkey balls. Vince must be laughing his ass off. What happened to Morgan, Lethal, Hernandez, Homicide, and others who can actually work? TNA: Where all the washed up talent ends up.

After working the WSU show Saturday, which was real wrestling, watching this was like being 80th in line for a gangbang, real fuckin sloppy. The effort put out by the WSU stars makes TNA look like the 2nd rate indy fed it actually is. On the subject of WSU, thanks to the whole roster for a great show & agreat time. Kudos to the Mic & Ray for a great job. And thanks to Mike Morgan and The staff of ACE fo all their help. I will have the WSU stars back on the Grindhouse soon as my listeners really dig them. Ya see, Dixie, give the fans a good show & they come back. All the free tickets in the world won't make up for another pile of poop , like the big, steaming , dump TNA took tonight

42P

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