How bad will TNA be tonight? Can it top last weeks bullshit.? I guess I'll find out. But I want to address something I read her this week. It seems that an indy guy was getting bashed by the promoter of NWA East because he would rather be a "movie star" than wrestle on that show. No dispespect intended but I read the press release about "The Wrestler Movie" The indy guy in question, Supreme Lee Great , is one of the guys training Mickey Rourke.
So of course he is probably getting paid for this and has committed to whatever deal was made. I'm sure that entails being present at these filmings as one of Mickey's trainers. So there are two free shows this weekend due to the filming. Problem is that they are only a couple of miles apart as Lodi is about a town away from Hasbrouke Heights. I don't know what the schedualing situation is , but you know that a free show with a couple of real movie stars is probably going to outdraw the Lodi show.
So saying that Lee will not be wrestling anymore for NWA East is sour grapes. You would ban a guy because he has a prior committment. That is pretty lame. For all you know, this movie may be Lee's shot at something bigger. It's also a shame that two shows are on the same day. Common problem in this business. PWU and JAPW, same day. If some of these promoters would get their acts together , and lay out theor dates in advance, everyone would benifit, the workers, the office, and the fans. But I guess I stand a better chance of growing a new prostate gland than waiting for that to happen. I'm not trying to start any shit, I'm just stating the facts. Now on to some mind numbing TNA wrestling. Gotta stuff the bong.
Boss .... or Partner?
This one opens with a Tomko montage because he's wrestling Angle. In the back AJ, Borash and the Angles. AJ and Kurt argue, Borash looks real more gay than usual with the neck brace. More nonsense.
Tenay puts over tonights bullshit. the Dudleys are in the ring Bubba yells to shut your fucking mouth to the crowd.Yeah, I couldn't believe they didn't bleep it too. MCMGS & Lethal are dressed up like the old tie dyed Dudleys stuttering and shit ,funny stuff. Bubba and Devon really beat the shit out of them. Lots of bleeps as Bubba lose it. They get the shit beat out of them tables come out, Shelly takes one, Lethal is bleeding , Sabin takes the next.table, chair shot to Lethal. they really fuck them up . Bubba calls them little boys in a man's world Bubba actually cuts an awesome promo. He say in ECW ,they were boys who became men, then legends. In the WWE , they became gods,. If god was a heel, he'd be in tean 3 D. Bubba warns them not to show up at the PPV. They sell the beat down. Great opener, bet it will suck from here on in.
Tenay puts over how it wasn't funny. Steiner and Willians are in the back with Crystal. She tells them if the Dudleys win, no more X division. Petey says it isnt his problem, Scott says his problem is Petey's problem.
Cock & Slave Infection out next . Hemme gets on the mic like last week and I turn off the sound. Williams & Steiner. Williams is emulating Steiner. They pose, this has Russo's cock all over it. Rave gets his face shoved into Hoyts crotch. Again , no comment. Hoyt gets the the better of Willians for awhile. Scott come in and kills Hoyt. Scott shows Petey "how its done Williams back in Steiner takes both cases, still milking a angle nobody gives a shit about, aren't we Vinnie Ru? Steiner hits Petey in the head with the case. The Infection gets the win.
Now we get to watch the Armstrongs train. I'd rather watch paint dry. Roadie pukes, how entertaining. Kip James comes out with Roxy. . He's wrestling Hernandez. That Shelly is hot, if I die I hope I come back as her thong. Its all Hernandez for a while. Roxy throws powder, You know kip gets it. Kip fires her and she is probably better off. AJ & Borash are in the back with Tomko. "I should have punched you in the face last week" Tomko tells AJ tonight, stay out of my way. Judas whatever is up next. Wasn't he Chris Harris's last match? Interesting to see who he's against.
Big " Let's put over Brock Lesnar" segment. So I'm guessing if he tanks in his UFC quest, their always room for another former champ.Abyss says something about the no rope barb wire match that everbody knows by now is pre taped. . Some new jobber, Cory Davis is tonihts victim. You can figure an Abyss run in. Davis get the straight to hell. Total squash. Mitchell calls out "Chris" . Mitchell cuts some great promos. Next Stone Cold Sharkboy. Gotta piss.
They just ran a commercial for a UFC event on January 19th. Does Russo work for Spike on the side ? Sharkboy 24/7 ia next. The breaking glass, the music, Pee Wee Moore is right Vince does own all of wrestling.He can buy anything. Yesterday he bought Gabe an RF Shoot DVD. Sharky does the Stone Cold crap and calls out an open challenge as the fans , all ten of 'em, chant "What?". Nobody comes out, so he goes after the ref, Slick Johnson. Sharkboy does about twenty minutes of old Stone Cold isms. Then hits the Stunner on the ref. This iscompletely embarrassing bullshit. He guzzles clam juice. A rattlesmake might scare you, but you don'r get near a shark, the annoucers yell. I hear Steve Austin speed dialing his attorney.
Morgan is arguing with Cornette. Morgan wants Joe. Morgan says Nash jumped him. Nash comes in, and Morgan goes noes to nose. He calls Morgan a giant Val Kilmer. Nash says if it doesn't go smoothly, Cornette may be out of a job. Now AJ shows up and want the Tomko/Angle match called off. AJ kneels on the floor and Corneytte says he looks like an idiot down there .Where the fuck have you been the last couple of weeks? AJ has been an idiot since this stupid crown thing.This shit just keeps coming at you ,segments overlapping into other segments, Russo , my dick could be a better booker than you.
Cornette is in the ring, calls out AJ, He makes him the special ref for the match. Memphis booking. Does Lawler know your watching his old tapes? Interview with Kong, Kong no talk, her rag head manager talks, another great booking move with a war going on, only with a woman. Remember what happen to that other kid who played an Muslim in the WWE. Gee , I can't even remember his name.Can you spell unemployment. She gives a warning to ODB. Three way match that will probably be the best match to night. Angelina, Roxy & ODB. ODB gets the pbiggest pop of the night. Angelina get booted out. ODB & Roxy square off. Angelina gets back in and nails Roxy. Fuckin comercial.
Back to the match, lots of near falls, great action. Angelina steals the pin. ODB beats up and slams Love. Borash with AJ .Borash asks what ' he gonna do? AJ says something about crapping his pants, Borash gets Wood. Oh , Cornette had said that AJ gets fired if he doesn't count a winner. See what I mean about too much at once. Roode comes out and makes more Sharmel jokes. I think Russo gave him a dirty sanchez. Commercial.
Mixed person tag up. I swear to God I don't know why I'm watching this shit anymore. It's actually bad for you . Look at The Mic, watching this drove him to drink. What happened to Sweet Bobby G ? Did TNA leave a plie of bullshit on G Street too? I'm the only one left . I feel drained. I need more weed.
Eric Young Tracy, & Sonjay Vs Storm Roode , & Peyton Place. Complete turd of a match , girls running in, eye gouges, Sonjay getting killed, great stuff, if your ten years old. Storm smashes Sonjay to the mat. Roode in now. Sonjay hot tags Young. . Young gets a two count on Roode. Girls go at in , out of the ring . Young eats a super kick and a slam. Booker hits the ring in street clothes, stomps Rude , Storm. Next Somoa Joes Contract signing. My head hurts
Lets see what a cluster fuck this will become . Kaz is in the back as White Sunshine, he dyed the rat white. he looks like Adrian Street. Boxes on the ring post match next week with rat traps in three of them, can't wait.. I can't do this anymore. Cornette in the ring with Morgan, Joe comes to the ring with Nash. Cornette puts over Joe.big time. I smell the swerve coming. 5 year contract , no cut , bonuses, ect. Cornette don't have a pen , Morgan throws one in Joes face. Joe and Morgan go at it. Joe puts him through a table and tears up the contract. Joe and Nash storm off to the back. Expect a Joe/Morgan series.
AJ comes out still wearing thec stupid crown . There was a margerine commercial about if you tasted it, a crown appeared on your head. Lot of lube in TNA. Angle and Horse Lips out first. She could be a shemale. Tomko goes riight after Angle. Angle gets clothlined over the top. Tomko goes out and pummels him. Complete bullshit as AJ won't count the pin.The two are out on the mat as we go to comerecial.
Tomko and Angle pound each other. AJ still won't make the count. what shit, Tomko would have pinned him 10 times alraedy. This is beyond stupid. Kurt gets thrown into AJ. AJ s out. The crowd counts. Cage cracks Angle with the belt. AJ won't make the three, but does. No one saw what Christian did. Karen gets into the mix. Crystal in the back.Christian say" Tomko wants to do whats best for Tomko, & so do I." What de fuck? This has gone so far beyond bad, that I might have to give up. This fucking show is bad for your health. My fuckin head hurts for two days after watching this shit. Give me some feedback, do you guys want me to go on? I gave up watching bad horror films & quality porn to writeabout this shit.
Later, now I need some asprin. 42nd Street Pete
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