Update: Chris Harris and Ron Killings signed with the WWE. That means that after a year ,they can come back to TNA for triple the money they were making because now they'll have 'name" recognition. Being that Killings doesn't like to fly, he can ride the rails as Ronnie, the Homeless guy. It's better than the Kwick gimmik he had last time. Chris Harris will become Blackjack Harisson, and team with JBL as the New Blackjacks part 2.

Now why can't Roode go to the WWE? Oh,is he the only "original ' TNA guy worth pushing? Considering what you roster was two years ago and what it is now,only Abyss, AJ, Storm, and a couple of others are left.

I love that post that Deblasi made about a use for your TNA DVDs. They make great coasters too. At least you could record over a VHS tape. I tried to trade a TNA DVD in at a local place that buys back DVDs. The computer would only give me 50 cents credit for it. That about sums up the total worth of that promotion.

Now on to tonights bullshit if I can stay awake as I have been up for 48 hours straight. Support the DOI in it's battle against Gabe, the backstabber. If wrestling needs to be cleaned up, Gabe's fat ass is a good place to start.

Recap of last week. Joe , Cage, AJ, triple threat match. If AJ wins , Angle gets off until the PPV. Stupid Eric Young acting stupider than usual. To nights episode is called Fish Out of Water. Might explain the odor, I thought it was just Karen's pussy.

Lethal & the MCMGS come out and put over the street fight. Shelly puts over some new rules for the X Division until Blubber & Devon show up. Blubber puts over how in shape they are.Team 3Douche gets jumped from behind and pummeled until Morgan and security break it up.

Abyss give a weird promo about killing James Mitchell. Oh, fuck no, this fuckin thing is three hours tonight. Global what the fuck? TNA gets to bore the Japanese fans too?

Sorry I can't do three hours, I want to watch some porn before I turn in. Comercial for Saw IV, not bad , just saw it last weekend. Jigsaw should get Russo and do some shit to him. Could you imagine Russo, Jarette, Dixie Carter, Dutch Mantel, Borash, and Don West in a Saw movie. A wet dream for most of us ,I'm sure.

Rundown of Sharkboy's death wish. Montage of him getting the shit beat out of him. Borash is at Sharkboy's house. All his family is wearing those masks. This is beyond fucked up. Sharboy may have finally reached low tide the doctor says. I'm going to kill myself.

Tomko vs Eric young, time to take a piss. Eric is locked in the limo. Borash is in the parking lot, guess Sharkboy's 'pond" is around the block. Something happened, now it's Cage ranting. He wants another Cage/Angle at Against All Odds.

ODB vs Angelina love . Good match, again women out shinning the men. ODB calls out Kong. Joe is spied talking with Nash. Back to Sharkboy. Harris is there bitching. ( why dude, your gone) LAX comes in. They say Sharkboy is dying. Harris says the only thing dying around here is my carreer. Just wait my friend, look how well Monty Brown did up there.

Kaz against Sensi. Good , fast paced match. Sensi seems to have the upper hand. Kaz say something that gets bleeped. Pretty stiff shit. Kaz gets in some stiff shots , then gets the pin. Blackdust comes out and wacks Kaz. with the rat cage.We go to James Mitchell. No bait and switch, says Mitchell. Russo's asshole just clenched as he thinks Mitchell revealed his booking stratagy for the year.

Royal Rumble commercial. Funny shit to air here. Borash is with AJ and Tomko in the back . "Prince " AJ asks for advice. AJ acts like a douche. Keep it up, Vinnie Ru, Daniels is MIA and AJ would be better off MIA .

Hoyt vs Abyss with Hoyt's life mate, Rave. Abyss beats the crap out of Hoyt. He tosses Rave onto Hoyt, a place he's real familiar with. Mitchell come out and tell the camera man to follow him. Abyss continues to beat on Hoyt. Mitchel appears on the screen and the big secret is that he is Abyss's father. More ripping off low budget horror flicks for booking ideas. This was so anticlimatic that the crowd was dead,

Abyss is staggering around in the back , moaning. Roode and this blonde are coming to the ring.She peels off his robe like Ric Rude used to do. This guy isn't fit to wash Ric's jock. Sonjay is Roode's opponent.I can't watch this douche. Good time to trim my toe nails.

Ms Brooks is ringside now. The blonde is Peyton something.Sonjay gets some good offence in until Roode cuts him off for the pin. Brooks/Peyton brawl. Brooks gets a great shot in on Roode. Roode holds Brooks as Peyton beats on her. Morgan makes the save.

Borash in the back with Karen & AJ. Guess Sharkboy is just chum now. Now we are with Boras at Sharkboy's wit Angelina & Velvet. More non sense. Kip James in the ring with Road Dog. He's wants to know who the partner is. Ten years , Kip gripes. The new partner is Bullet Bob Armstrong. Kip hugs Bob and all is well. In keeping with TNA's new trend of hiring geriatric workers, expect Gypsie Joe in next week.

Sharkboy comes to and does a Stone Cold imitation. What a complete pile of steaming, maggot infested shit. Cornette is addressing Steiner & Williams situation Scott is conned into switching the cases back. Though that gimmik ran it's course in '07.

Main event, AJ , Joe & Cage. After this ,I'm done. Fuck the Global horse shit. A joint & some porn, no anal though, I just watched about two hours of ass fucking. Hardly a lot of wrestling so far. Match starts out hot then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. I fuckin fell asleep. Granted I'm tired, but this shit actually put me tp sleep.

This show is getting worse. Stupid shit with a masked wrestler who's gimmik is just about as dead Jaws references. I cannot believe that a company with all this talent is this fucking boring. They should just shit can everything but the women's division and re name TNA Total Noshit Women and let the Mic book it. Hell , most of the WSU girls are there already.

Is there anything positive about this show? You use LAX in the stupid Sharkboy skit, but you let Hoyt actually wrestle. They put more into these stupid skits then they do the actual wrestling. And Borash being in two different places at the same time. Suspension of disbelief ? No just an insult to our inteligence. The only positive thing TNA has done is fuck with ROH. Other than that, they are a waste of electricity. Until next week, remember , drinking and driving is an art form, later 42nd Street Pete

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