The DOI has just recieved a press release and a photo shot of one of the newest indy tag teams to make their mark.
December 24th, 2003
Berkley, CA
To: Press

Wheel of Fortune is proud to present a brand new wrestling tag team to the independent wrestling scene. Consisting of Pat "Flapjack" Sajak and Carmine "I wish my blowup doll would hit back" Sabia, these two powerful forces have combined to dominate, penetrate, and possibly masturbate (with each other) the world of wrestling. Enclosed is a photo. Pat and Carmine, collectively known as "The Insiders", plan to dominate the tag team ranks of SSCW, WXW, ROH, and eventually the WWE.
"The Insiders" can't wait to see the fans at a show near Carmine's house!
Take care, and don't forget that Wheel of Fortune airs every night, on the ABC Network at 7:30 PM.