Talk about being unprofessional, just who will the 5 Foot Assassin be swinging on when he sees them? No one knows but Mike Zevon, but when it happens, it will be the talk of the town! (and message boards!)

This just in about the 5 foota- He has mind reading ability and likes to tell all the fans who will win every match in every show state wide, including USA PRO!

BACK TO DOI GOSSIP!