DOI Gossip recently went to Mafia's house, and rummaged through his garbage. We found his old phone bill and traced some of the calls made to the following people:

Giant Gonzales
Deranged
The Goon
Repoman
Skinner
I'm a man not a Shark, John Tenta
The Bezerker
Monsta Mack
Karens Cheesesteaks
Ying Lings Massage Parlor "Home of the Happy Ending"

All of these people have to be considered prime suspects to join La Familia. The call to Ying Ling's Massage Parlor was 34 minutes long, so a young asian woman wouldn't suprise us, if she was at the next JAP show, "Funkin Homicide."

More news on this scintillating story will be reported here as details come in.

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